Right. First story page of 2026. Time to put something hilarious in the announcement post! It's hard to think of something under this much pressure, but fortunately, ironic failure works.
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Right. First story page of 2026. Time to put something hilarious in the announcement post! It's hard to think of something under this much pressure, but fortunately, ironic failure works.
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"How'd you get past the guards?"
"It turns out they're not great at their jobs."
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"How'd you get past the guards?"
"It turns out they're not great at their jobs."
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"Your honor, my client pleads innocent due to LOOK OVER THERE!"
"Over there? Where? I don't see anything! What was over and they're gone. Ah, well. Case dismissed!"
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"Your honor, my client pleads innocent due to LOOK OVER THERE!"
"Over there? Where? I don't see anything! What was over and they're gone. Ah, well. Case dismissed!"
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And so it was that Cinderella got a detention and had to write a repeated apology on the chalkboard.
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And so it was that Cinderella got a detention and had to write a repeated apology on the chalkboard.
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Has his heart grown three sizes this day! Yes! Unfortunately, it's not literally "his" heart, and he keeps this one in a jar. Further elaboration is undesirable.
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Has his heart grown three sizes this day! Yes! Unfortunately, it's not literally "his" heart, and he keeps this one in a jar. Further elaboration is undesirable.
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The next EGSNP after this one will be Tuesday, December 30th! There's still a story page Wednesday and a Sketchbook Thursday before I'm truly on Christmas break.
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The next EGSNP after this one will be Tuesday, December 30th! There's still a story page Wednesday and a Sketchbook Thursday before I'm truly on Christmas break.
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Always remember to praise cats in a way they can understand, that being meows. When your cat stares at you with a thoroughly unimpressed look, that means it's working.
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Always remember to praise cats in a way they can understand, that being meows. When your cat stares at you with a thoroughly unimpressed look, that means it's working.
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"I'm afraid this piece is not actually from the 1600's. Yes, I know you have been assured it's been in your family for generations, but I must direct your attention to the 'copyright 1973' on the bottom."
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"I'm afraid this piece is not actually from the 1600's. Yes, I know you have been assured it's been in your family for generations, but I must direct your attention to the 'copyright 1973' on the bottom."
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Fun fact, the "NP" in EGSNP is for "NewsPaper." It is in reference to the classic style of comic strip found in newspapers.
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Fun fact, the "NP" in EGSNP is for "NewsPaper." It is in reference to the classic style of comic strip found in newspapers.
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Granted, considering what you want out of a relationship is worth knowing, but sometimes that's a thing you figure out over time because wants, life, and needs are complicated.
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Granted, considering what you want out of a relationship is worth knowing, but sometimes that's a thing you figure out over time because wants, life, and needs are complicated.
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"I know you can hear MY thoughts, Tedd. Meow meow meow meow meow that's right even I watched The Simpsons meow meow meow meow meow"
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"I know you can hear MY thoughts, Tedd. Meow meow meow meow meow that's right even I watched The Simpsons meow meow meow meow meow"
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I refuse to put anything hilarious here to accompany this more serious comic and we're all just going to have to deal with that.
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I refuse to put anything hilarious here to accompany this more serious comic and we're all just going to have to deal with that.
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"...Who invented the wheel?"
"I assume lots of different people in lots of different places at lost of different times."
"Ooh, you're good."
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"...Who invented the wheel?"
"I assume lots of different people in lots of different places at lost of different times."
"Ooh, you're good."
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You could dance if you want to
But gosh dang it you're the prince
And if you're a prince there's prince things to do
So maybe you shouldn't dance
(I wrote that very quickly it might not fit the beat sorry)
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You could dance if you want to
But gosh dang it you're the prince
And if you're a prince there's prince things to do
So maybe you shouldn't dance
(I wrote that very quickly it might not fit the beat sorry)
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"It was BADGERS!"
"Badgers? What was badgers? Nothing today has involved badgers."
"That's exactly what the badgers want us to think."
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"It was BADGERS!"
"Badgers? What was badgers? Nothing today has involved badgers."
"That's exactly what the badgers want us to think."
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As in walking around palace, not, like, walking a ball.
I mean, you'd think that'd work? Balls roll, seems like a no brainer, but then you put the leash on the thing, and it's like, oh. It's not going to roll like that, is it?
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As in walking around palace, not, like, walking a ball.
I mean, you'd think that'd work? Balls roll, seems like a no brainer, but then you put the leash on the thing, and it's like, oh. It's not going to roll like that, is it?
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V: "Our plan involved a box, a string with rope attached, pie, and distracting Grace."
T: "Distracting Grace?"
V: "We'd just wind up catching her if we don't do that."
G: "Truth."
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V: "Our plan involved a box, a string with rope attached, pie, and distracting Grace."
T: "Distracting Grace?"
V: "We'd just wind up catching her if we don't do that."
G: "Truth."
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"Just you wait! We'll have flying carriages within the next twenty years, you'll see!"
"My godmother tried that. She said flying horses were a bad idea."
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"Just you wait! We'll have flying carriages within the next twenty years, you'll see!"
"My godmother tried that. She said flying horses were a bad idea."
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V: "We need pictures of Spider-Man!"
H: "There's a spider man?!"
G: "Hope's not ready for pop culture references that aren't Star Wars yet, Vladia."
V: "Aw, but I just learned them myself!"
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V: "We need pictures of Spider-Man!"
H: "There's a spider man?!"
G: "Hope's not ready for pop culture references that aren't Star Wars yet, Vladia."
V: "Aw, but I just learned them myself!"
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But is it really? Perhaps! But perhaps NOT! Really, I just needed some preview text.
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But is it really? Perhaps! But perhaps NOT! Really, I just needed some preview text.
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"Zero out of ten, cannot recommend."
"You can't recommend my memory?"
"Yes."
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"Zero out of ten, cannot recommend."
"You can't recommend my memory?"
"Yes."
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For. Realsies. Totally and for sure.
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For. Realsies. Totally and for sure.
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"Staring at people? I'm not sure if that's rude or expected in this setting. Maybe you're supposed to stare at the nice outfits? Or is it just supposed to be a quick look? Anyway, this is why I work with horses."
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"Staring at people? I'm not sure if that's rude or expected in this setting. Maybe you're supposed to stare at the nice outfits? Or is it just supposed to be a quick look? Anyway, this is why I work with horses."
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"Slept on the freshly cleaned laundry, yes."
"GOSH DARN IT"
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"Slept on the freshly cleaned laundry, yes."
"GOSH DARN IT"
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