bayli
@luigismistress.bsky.social
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I’m the best there’s ever been
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i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
July 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade
Me every time I log on here
July 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Me every time I log on here
The 65+ community getting absolutely lit off mimosas at 5am in pdx airport hell ya
June 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The 65+ community getting absolutely lit off mimosas at 5am in pdx airport hell ya
All this labubu stuff is scaring me
June 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
All this labubu stuff is scaring me
idk if I like therapy because it’s truly helping me or if I just enjoy someone telling me I’m doing a good job on a consistent basis.
June 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
idk if I like therapy because it’s truly helping me or if I just enjoy someone telling me I’m doing a good job on a consistent basis.
Anyway done posting for the day I guess here’s cowboy
June 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Anyway done posting for the day I guess here’s cowboy
Watching a 20 hour documentary on the Vietnam War as a palate cleanser
June 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Watching a 20 hour documentary on the Vietnam War as a palate cleanser
Everyone be normal toward me challenge!!!!!!!!!
June 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Everyone be normal toward me challenge!!!!!!!!!
What if we….. kissed….. at the one day only screening of Turnstile’s visual album
May 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What if we….. kissed….. at the one day only screening of Turnstile’s visual album
Need to drink wine on a patio in the sun with a soft breeze rustling the leaves and a nice cheese plate and have no responsibilities for at least 72 hours
March 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Need to drink wine on a patio in the sun with a soft breeze rustling the leaves and a nice cheese plate and have no responsibilities for at least 72 hours
I have nothing to talk about in therapy this week, so do you think it would be cool if I just asked my therapist what’s new with her instead
March 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I have nothing to talk about in therapy this week, so do you think it would be cool if I just asked my therapist what’s new with her instead
Me again today w my $15 salad and my giant Arnold Palmer
The sun comes out in pdx for 3 hours and this is my immediate vibe
March 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Me again today w my $15 salad and my giant Arnold Palmer
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
The sun comes out in pdx for 3 hours and this is my immediate vibe
March 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The sun comes out in pdx for 3 hours and this is my immediate vibe
pls heal me GIANT salad + arnold palmer combo
March 18, 2025 at 7:46 PM
pls heal me GIANT salad + arnold palmer combo
Had a dream last night I was secretly hooking up with 1985 version of Billy Idol. My brain is very creative.
March 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Had a dream last night I was secretly hooking up with 1985 version of Billy Idol. My brain is very creative.
Not to be crass but my dog always poops at the church in my neighborhood…….. Even a chihuahua mix can see Christianity is not the way.
March 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not to be crass but my dog always poops at the church in my neighborhood…….. Even a chihuahua mix can see Christianity is not the way.
Had a literal nightmare that I was pregnant by my ex (literally impossible? Human gestation is….. very long in dream reality I guess?) and I was supposed to give birth while I was on a work trip and in the dream I was trying to think how to tell my boss I was like 16 months pregnant and didn’t know
March 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Had a literal nightmare that I was pregnant by my ex (literally impossible? Human gestation is….. very long in dream reality I guess?) and I was supposed to give birth while I was on a work trip and in the dream I was trying to think how to tell my boss I was like 16 months pregnant and didn’t know
This is THE millennial experience
March 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is THE millennial experience
lady gaga means so much to me
March 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
lady gaga means so much to me
Below Deck Down Under is my FAVORITE reality show. Harry and his little crush this season is giving me life. Captain Jason yelling at the chef. A messy love triangle that’s kind of a square. It has it all
March 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Below Deck Down Under is my FAVORITE reality show. Harry and his little crush this season is giving me life. Captain Jason yelling at the chef. A messy love triangle that’s kind of a square. It has it all