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Luke
@lukasmukaspukas.bsky.social
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27 | They/He | Faggot | Nothing human is alien to me
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I was NOT Superman for Halloween
dressed up as Clark Kent
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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it me, it my arm
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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forgot to post the new hair here
me, but with much shorter hair
April 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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growing up in the countryside makes this kind of thing so so funny to me. "we had to drive everywhere" yeh no fucking shit man
Before moving to Somerset in 2022, they rented a flat in north London for a year. Wanting to buy their first property and finding the city unaffordable, they were swayed by a three-bedroom house on a new-build development. “We thought it would be peaceful, quaint and idyllic – but it wasn’t,” she added. The couple thought living rurally would mean they could run and cycle easily but Jasmin found they had to “drive everywhere” and she was “scared of getting hit” while cycling on country roads. They rarely sat in their garden
April 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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oomf being screenshot posted on reddit @feyerabender.bsky.social
a reddit post from noted oomfie @feyerabender
April 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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a picture of me wearing a tight hoodie after the gym
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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baby hack
An image of a baby screenshotted from a tiktok, overlaid is the text beginning "baby hack"
March 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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didn't know oomf went to the game
Enzo Fernandez throwing his shorts into the crowd after the game, followed by the fan who received them sniffing the shorts on camera
February 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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a meme decrying chelsea managers starting enzo fernandez. it reads 'chelsea managers get a few wins in a row and think they can regularly start enzo fernandez. Well did it work for those people? No, it never does, i mean these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... but it might work for us
January 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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A picture of me with a chest pump
January 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Xmas present from my bf 🥰
a workout vest with a unicorn deadlifting and a loading bar. the text reads "installing muscles"
December 26, 2024 at 2:08 PM
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that leicester points deduction is gonna hit like crack
the bottom four of the premier league
December 21, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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work elevator widens me
a picture of me in an elevator, the effect of the mirror is to widen me slightly
December 21, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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on the plus side, we are getting there with the injury recovery
my quads
December 14, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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Nico is easily my favourite footballer atm he's so funny
Nicolas Jackson holding down Enzo's shirt so he can't take it off after scoring
December 8, 2024 at 6:38 PM
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whoever it was that was pissed off enough about it to leak it, they're the only good one
This year, United were only planning a walk-out jacket but Morocco international Mazraoui, a £15m summer signing from Bayern Munich, told his team-mates he was not prepared to wear the outfit, citing his Muslim faith as the reason. The team then decided that no players would wear the tracksuit so that Mazraoui would not be the only one seen publicly to be refusing to wear it. The decision was taken a matter of hours before the game on Sunday. The Athletic has been told that not everyone in the dressing room was happy with this decision.
December 4, 2024 at 10:51 AM
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a shirtless progress picture of me after an upper body day. My phone case has many kirbys
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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insane playlist decisions are happening during the unemployed hours at my gym
November 26, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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i think these guys are how i got accidentally cheeked up
diagram showing two different variations of the split squat, one is glute dominant as described
September 14, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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this one goes hard
some roller skates, light blue with pink laces
July 17, 2023 at 5:17 PM