Luke Jordan
@lukejordan12.bsky.social
Aspiring novelist, Arsenal soldier, Michael Kiwanuka stan.
My god is our injury risk that high that we have to completely stop playing after 70 minutes in every single game
We're eventually gonna drop stupid points for this, don't kid yourselves
Need a strong performance vs Villa otherwise we might not even get the point
We're eventually gonna drop stupid points for this, don't kid yourselves
Need a strong performance vs Villa otherwise we might not even get the point
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My god is our injury risk that high that we have to completely stop playing after 70 minutes in every single game
We're eventually gonna drop stupid points for this, don't kid yourselves
Need a strong performance vs Villa otherwise we might not even get the point
We're eventually gonna drop stupid points for this, don't kid yourselves
Need a strong performance vs Villa otherwise we might not even get the point
WHY DO WE DO THIS
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
WHY DO WE DO THIS
why won't we learn
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
why won't we learn
cue the narrative
December 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
cue the narrative
gyokeres still extremely poor in his movement in the box - just sits at the far post where saka can't find him
there is clearly a disconnect between 'arsenal adapting to him' and 'gyokeres adapting to arsenal'
there is clearly a disconnect between 'arsenal adapting to him' and 'gyokeres adapting to arsenal'
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
gyokeres still extremely poor in his movement in the box - just sits at the far post where saka can't find him
there is clearly a disconnect between 'arsenal adapting to him' and 'gyokeres adapting to arsenal'
there is clearly a disconnect between 'arsenal adapting to him' and 'gyokeres adapting to arsenal'
been saying that martin has his shooting boots on but been unlucky
December 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
been saying that martin has his shooting boots on but been unlucky
who is the right back in this? zubimendi?
Forced to rest him in literally the very next PL game, as it turns out.
December 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
who is the right back in this? zubimendi?
ffs i did not miss hatewatching city
December 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
ffs i did not miss hatewatching city
god stranger things can be such a tough watch at times, i'm pretty sure i love none of the characters and the dialogue is insanely bad
December 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
god stranger things can be such a tough watch at times, i'm pretty sure i love none of the characters and the dialogue is insanely bad
xi for palace
kepa
nichols salmon norgaard calafiori
ethan myles merino
madueke jesus martinelli
honestly if we have to throw away the coca cola cup for our players to be fit for the remainder of this horrid month then so be it
kepa
nichols salmon norgaard calafiori
ethan myles merino
madueke jesus martinelli
honestly if we have to throw away the coca cola cup for our players to be fit for the remainder of this horrid month then so be it
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
xi for palace
kepa
nichols salmon norgaard calafiori
ethan myles merino
madueke jesus martinelli
honestly if we have to throw away the coca cola cup for our players to be fit for the remainder of this horrid month then so be it
kepa
nichols salmon norgaard calafiori
ethan myles merino
madueke jesus martinelli
honestly if we have to throw away the coca cola cup for our players to be fit for the remainder of this horrid month then so be it
that's pretty good from gyokeres, excellent defending too
December 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
that's pretty good from gyokeres, excellent defending too
wow can that be more of a pen
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
wow can that be more of a pen
this feels so 0-0
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
this feels so 0-0
Close enough
No socials for a week than it seems, see y'all after the tight 1-0 v Wolves
December 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Close enough
Some serious re-thinking to do about this proclivity to sit back and give teams a chance to
December 13, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Some serious re-thinking to do about this proclivity to sit back and give teams a chance to
That enfuriates me even more
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
That enfuriates me even more
Are they that tired? To try and rest on the ball for 90 minutes to the point of that
December 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Are they that tired? To try and rest on the ball for 90 minutes to the point of that
Such a childish performance, embarrassing stuff
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Such a childish performance, embarrassing stuff
How can you allow this
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
How can you allow this
The shade of blue in that wolves kit is giving me Southampton 3-3 PTSD
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The shade of blue in that wolves kit is giving me Southampton 3-3 PTSD
Also I think Brugge will be quite up for tonight and it could get v tricky
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Also I think Brugge will be quite up for tonight and it could get v tricky
How insane is this right
I thought for a brief second Merino was gonna play CB
I thought for a brief second Merino was gonna play CB
December 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
How insane is this right
I thought for a brief second Merino was gonna play CB
I thought for a brief second Merino was gonna play CB
At what point do we play the ball over the top for Gyökeres to chase? Feels like we're forcing him to be Kai instead of doing what Sporting did consistently over the last 2yrs
Bait press, ball to Inacio and over the press - big swede man chases and scores
Bait press, ball to Inacio and over the press - big swede man chases and scores
December 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
At what point do we play the ball over the top for Gyökeres to chase? Feels like we're forcing him to be Kai instead of doing what Sporting did consistently over the last 2yrs
Bait press, ball to Inacio and over the press - big swede man chases and scores
Bait press, ball to Inacio and over the press - big swede man chases and scores
No socials for a week than it seems, see y'all after the tight 1-0 v Wolves
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
No socials for a week than it seems, see y'all after the tight 1-0 v Wolves