Luke
@lukepolito.bsky.social
Animator, video producer, cat friend, Chicago lad.
Doing my annual Christmastime LOTR watch and as much as I wish I was an Aragorn I know in my bones I’m a Samwise.
Not a bad thing but one gets you much more attention from women and it isn’t being the dude who love po-tay-toes.
Not a bad thing but one gets you much more attention from women and it isn’t being the dude who love po-tay-toes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Doing my annual Christmastime LOTR watch and as much as I wish I was an Aragorn I know in my bones I’m a Samwise.
Not a bad thing but one gets you much more attention from women and it isn’t being the dude who love po-tay-toes.
Not a bad thing but one gets you much more attention from women and it isn’t being the dude who love po-tay-toes.
Damn I know a lot of people getting married and yet here we are.
Maybe 2026 will be cool and chill and also have women with low standards who are nice to me.
We can only dream, gang
Maybe 2026 will be cool and chill and also have women with low standards who are nice to me.
We can only dream, gang
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Damn I know a lot of people getting married and yet here we are.
Maybe 2026 will be cool and chill and also have women with low standards who are nice to me.
We can only dream, gang
Maybe 2026 will be cool and chill and also have women with low standards who are nice to me.
We can only dream, gang
I ate a burrito and maybe living is okay actually
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I ate a burrito and maybe living is okay actually
Boy what a miserable day of travel and not getting to eat and maybe the worst hotel room I’ve had working this job
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Boy what a miserable day of travel and not getting to eat and maybe the worst hotel room I’ve had working this job
My rent only going up by $75 dollars a month as I renew my lease should not be the relief that I felt it was, but I really expected them to try to jack it up by like $200 so I will take this broken economy W
December 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My rent only going up by $75 dollars a month as I renew my lease should not be the relief that I felt it was, but I really expected them to try to jack it up by like $200 so I will take this broken economy W
Halfway through season 5 of The Sopranos and I am starting to think this Tony fella isn’t a very nice man
November 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Halfway through season 5 of The Sopranos and I am starting to think this Tony fella isn’t a very nice man
Every time a former student of mine or just anyone younger that I know has a success or a life milestone achieved I feel awful and terrible and that’s bad! It’s bad to be petty. But call me Lee because I am Petty.
It’s hard feeling bad all the time!
It’s hard feeling bad all the time!
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Every time a former student of mine or just anyone younger that I know has a success or a life milestone achieved I feel awful and terrible and that’s bad! It’s bad to be petty. But call me Lee because I am Petty.
It’s hard feeling bad all the time!
It’s hard feeling bad all the time!
So I haven’t been drinking which makes me sleep better and be generally less bad feeling and saves me money but now when I’m home alone and sad I’ve been watching anime which has to be just as destructive, no?
Anyway happy thanksgiving.
Anyway happy thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
So I haven’t been drinking which makes me sleep better and be generally less bad feeling and saves me money but now when I’m home alone and sad I’ve been watching anime which has to be just as destructive, no?
Anyway happy thanksgiving.
Anyway happy thanksgiving.
Watching through The Sopranos for the first time and nobody told me Steve Goddang Buscemi is up in here?
November 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Watching through The Sopranos for the first time and nobody told me Steve Goddang Buscemi is up in here?
My vocal stim for the last 2 months: Tony Soprano saying “he disrespected The Bing.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
My vocal stim for the last 2 months: Tony Soprano saying “he disrespected The Bing.”
My favorite part about Mamdani is that he’s a dude who is passionate and wants the best for other people.
I know in a politician that’s shocking, considering the current administration wants us all to starve.
I know in a politician that’s shocking, considering the current administration wants us all to starve.
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
My favorite part about Mamdani is that he’s a dude who is passionate and wants the best for other people.
I know in a politician that’s shocking, considering the current administration wants us all to starve.
I know in a politician that’s shocking, considering the current administration wants us all to starve.
At the stage of my life where the most holiday cheer I have is when I order my nephews Christmas present and hope he likes it.
That’s as Unc as you get (positive).
That’s as Unc as you get (positive).
November 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
At the stage of my life where the most holiday cheer I have is when I order my nephews Christmas present and hope he likes it.
That’s as Unc as you get (positive).
That’s as Unc as you get (positive).
Happy Chicago Marathon to all who celebrate, I am trapped in a conference center in Colorado and will not be able to run. I know I know we all know how hard I’ve been training.
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy Chicago Marathon to all who celebrate, I am trapped in a conference center in Colorado and will not be able to run. I know I know we all know how hard I’ve been training.
Ordering papa John’s to the hotel for dinner, we are truly out here folks
October 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ordering papa John’s to the hotel for dinner, we are truly out here folks
Rewatching the Sopranos because the world is crumbling and I am not ashamed to say I want most of Tony Soprano’s fits.
Brother has peak shirt game.
Brother has peak shirt game.
October 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Rewatching the Sopranos because the world is crumbling and I am not ashamed to say I want most of Tony Soprano’s fits.
Brother has peak shirt game.
Brother has peak shirt game.
I get to see my cat tomorrow and nobody can take that away from me.
September 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I get to see my cat tomorrow and nobody can take that away from me.
An update, shocking to many: I have lost money gambling this week.
But the week ain’t over gang, surely I can break even. Right?
But the week ain’t over gang, surely I can break even. Right?
September 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
An update, shocking to many: I have lost money gambling this week.
But the week ain’t over gang, surely I can break even. Right?
But the week ain’t over gang, surely I can break even. Right?
I know I’m a real degenerate because despite everything I believe in my brain go brrrrrrr in a major way anytime I have to go to a casino resort for work.
If it’s a work trip I can write off the losses right?
If it’s a work trip I can write off the losses right?
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know I’m a real degenerate because despite everything I believe in my brain go brrrrrrr in a major way anytime I have to go to a casino resort for work.
If it’s a work trip I can write off the losses right?
If it’s a work trip I can write off the losses right?
The world is on fire but damn the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake is exceptional.
September 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The world is on fire but damn the Metal Gear Solid 3 remake is exceptional.
Shoutout to today’s Lyft driver who has a truly expansive playlist. Snoop to Weird Al, this dude rules.
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Shoutout to today’s Lyft driver who has a truly expansive playlist. Snoop to Weird Al, this dude rules.
Being sick in the summer sucks because I can’t become a blanket man and be cozy I have to just exist
August 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Being sick in the summer sucks because I can’t become a blanket man and be cozy I have to just exist
The people at my local post office are far too slow to be as mean as they are.
You can be mean to me but you’ve got to be efficient.
You can be mean to me but you’ve got to be efficient.
August 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The people at my local post office are far too slow to be as mean as they are.
You can be mean to me but you’ve got to be efficient.
You can be mean to me but you’ve got to be efficient.
Y’all remember Chicago Pope? How fun that was for like a week? Good times.
Anyway that federal occupation sure isn’t great! Bad stuff actually.
Anyway that federal occupation sure isn’t great! Bad stuff actually.
August 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Y’all remember Chicago Pope? How fun that was for like a week? Good times.
Anyway that federal occupation sure isn’t great! Bad stuff actually.
Anyway that federal occupation sure isn’t great! Bad stuff actually.
New tattoo is still hot off the presses but when this thing heals up it’s gonna be so so sick.
August 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
New tattoo is still hot off the presses but when this thing heals up it’s gonna be so so sick.
Cat is holding onto my foot and staring into the abyss. Same bud, same.
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Cat is holding onto my foot and staring into the abyss. Same bud, same.