Luke 🐨
@lukeshutlar.bsky.social
I like Mark Watson and other comedians I guess. I draw sometimes. Active online in all aspects except actually posting.
True, i guess. If minor crimes includes setting off fireworks at midnight, the stupid teenagers in my town clearly care not for “consequences.” Just when you think it’s stopped for good, the fuckers do it again.
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 AM
True, i guess. If minor crimes includes setting off fireworks at midnight, the stupid teenagers in my town clearly care not for “consequences.” Just when you think it’s stopped for good, the fuckers do it again.
Go on then. Name some examples! I am desperate to kill just over two months of time so I’ll give said time to just about anything right now.
December 7, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Go on then. Name some examples! I am desperate to kill just over two months of time so I’ll give said time to just about anything right now.
HOW did I see this post’s notification on my phone and for a split-second, think the blue icon was not from Bluesky but Discord, on which you’d sent me a context-less DM from the void despite not even knowing my username. I need more sleep.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
HOW did I see this post’s notification on my phone and for a split-second, think the blue icon was not from Bluesky but Discord, on which you’d sent me a context-less DM from the void despite not even knowing my username. I need more sleep.
Man, I don’t think you mention that show often. Always reminds me of the line in Mortification: ‘saying the island was on the cusp of the monsoon season is like saying a mouse is on the cusp of being small and squeaky.’ That line really tickled me. Still does now.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Man, I don’t think you mention that show often. Always reminds me of the line in Mortification: ‘saying the island was on the cusp of the monsoon season is like saying a mouse is on the cusp of being small and squeaky.’ That line really tickled me. Still does now.
Don’t see any posts being made about me though. That’s probably for the better. I’d take like six hours thinking of a response to it.
October 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Don’t see any posts being made about me though. That’s probably for the better. I’d take like six hours thinking of a response to it.
Would be crazy if someone else bought all those at twice the prize due to different currency. Hmph.
October 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would be crazy if someone else bought all those at twice the prize due to different currency. Hmph.
It’s kind of sweet, at least. The first (and so far only) time I stayed in a motel, when I checked out in the morning, my key had hardly left my hand when the man at the desk was essentially like ‘ok now get out.’
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s kind of sweet, at least. The first (and so far only) time I stayed in a motel, when I checked out in the morning, my key had hardly left my hand when the man at the desk was essentially like ‘ok now get out.’
I would say you’re speaking the language of my people 🇦🇺, but you’re not. I’m speaking the language of YOUR people in an even stupider accent.
Ps. SOMEONE PLEASE FIX OUR FUCKING INTERNET. ITS BEEN MUNTED FOR THREE GOD BLOODY FUCKING DAYS!
Ps. SOMEONE PLEASE FIX OUR FUCKING INTERNET. ITS BEEN MUNTED FOR THREE GOD BLOODY FUCKING DAYS!
September 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I would say you’re speaking the language of my people 🇦🇺, but you’re not. I’m speaking the language of YOUR people in an even stupider accent.
Ps. SOMEONE PLEASE FIX OUR FUCKING INTERNET. ITS BEEN MUNTED FOR THREE GOD BLOODY FUCKING DAYS!
Ps. SOMEONE PLEASE FIX OUR FUCKING INTERNET. ITS BEEN MUNTED FOR THREE GOD BLOODY FUCKING DAYS!
Sorry for late reply I love to keep you hanging (I was actually just eating dinner). I’m sorry Mark but I think the copy of Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better Series 2 is not worth what I bought it for on Ebay: 26 BRITISH POUNDS. That’s over 50AUD!!!
September 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Sorry for late reply I love to keep you hanging (I was actually just eating dinner). I’m sorry Mark but I think the copy of Mark Watson Makes The World Substantially Better Series 2 is not worth what I bought it for on Ebay: 26 BRITISH POUNDS. That’s over 50AUD!!!
Too bad I’ve already bought like all your products for 30-60AUD. Only one of them felt like a proper ripoff though, so money mostly well spent!
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Too bad I’ve already bought like all your products for 30-60AUD. Only one of them felt like a proper ripoff though, so money mostly well spent!
Yeah, imagine being 25! Couldn’t be me, haha. (Check back in about six months.)
September 2, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Yeah, imagine being 25! Couldn’t be me, haha. (Check back in about six months.)
I all but live on Discord. Knowing you have an account urks me for some reason, like you’re living somewhere in my house.
August 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I all but live on Discord. Knowing you have an account urks me for some reason, like you’re living somewhere in my house.
This has made me realise I don’t know what a book token is. Maybe I’m blanking. Speaking of books, Mark, Simon from biggreenbooks still hasn’t emailed me regarding my dedicated copy of OMA. I made my preorder in May. Should I keep waiting or try to ask someone about it?
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 AM
This has made me realise I don’t know what a book token is. Maybe I’m blanking. Speaking of books, Mark, Simon from biggreenbooks still hasn’t emailed me regarding my dedicated copy of OMA. I made my preorder in May. Should I keep waiting or try to ask someone about it?
I think that buzz was actually me drinking. But only I can feel that so I can’t speak for anyone else.
July 20, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think that buzz was actually me drinking. But only I can feel that so I can’t speak for anyone else.
Well 3:33am (my current time) is the morning for me I suppose. I can save your kind message for a few hours later when its light, I guess.
July 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Well 3:33am (my current time) is the morning for me I suppose. I can save your kind message for a few hours later when its light, I guess.
Well as I’ve read the book, I’m fairly confident on who it WON’T be.
July 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Well as I’ve read the book, I’m fairly confident on who it WON’T be.
I stood in a bin at school to joke that I was trash - would still make the same joke now - and no one laughed. Fair reaction but if they only knew I was mimicking the greats several years in advance.
June 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I stood in a bin at school to joke that I was trash - would still make the same joke now - and no one laughed. Fair reaction but if they only knew I was mimicking the greats several years in advance.
How much is too much ham? I feel I put an excessive amount in my sandwiches. We don’t buy packs of ham these days so much as we buy BRICKS of ham, because of me. Maybe I should add mayo for variety. I don’t even like mayo.
May 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
How much is too much ham? I feel I put an excessive amount in my sandwiches. We don’t buy packs of ham these days so much as we buy BRICKS of ham, because of me. Maybe I should add mayo for variety. I don’t even like mayo.
I had this as a kid!! Still have it now. It was the first bit of media which nurtured my love for dinosaurs.
April 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I had this as a kid!! Still have it now. It was the first bit of media which nurtured my love for dinosaurs.
I see. I should check those programs out 😊
April 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I see. I should check those programs out 😊
I hadn’t heard of that. Did you use Redbubble or something to put it on a pillow?
April 28, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I hadn’t heard of that. Did you use Redbubble or something to put it on a pillow?
I love this! Did you make the design?
April 28, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I love this! Did you make the design?
I knew you’d ask. I mean, no. I would never think to affiliate with anyone with the intention of inconveniencing you to the point that you give up the idea of flying and stay here forever.
April 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I knew you’d ask. I mean, no. I would never think to affiliate with anyone with the intention of inconveniencing you to the point that you give up the idea of flying and stay here forever.
If this flight is your trip out of 🇦🇺, I endorse Mr. Slow’s efforts to keep you here just that bit longer. If not, it’s still funny.
April 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If this flight is your trip out of 🇦🇺, I endorse Mr. Slow’s efforts to keep you here just that bit longer. If not, it’s still funny.