*with an affected Canadian accent

'longstanding Canadian pathologies...like existing as a sovereign state'

'You're insane. We all agree you need to go'

'No'

'Shit, really expected that to work'

And if that doesn't work, the amendment just defaults to saying 'do an impeachment'!

'I just wanted to kill Ukrainians from my sofa' does not provide absolution

My favourite river so far though is definitely the Colombia at Golden, BC. On a hot summer day, I had to resist jumping into that cool, crystal blue water with every fibre of my being.