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Luke Valle
@lukevallewrites.bsky.social
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I'm a writer, if only I could just... write ✍🏻 🏳️‍🌈 | He/Him | 28

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I know your pain, so I feel obligated to tell you get one of these

I started using one this winter and it’s been a game changer
December 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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What was your first automobile?

We’ve had this one for almost 20 years and it’s belonged to 3 different family members
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Happy Josh O’Connor Day to all who celebrate!
Poster for “Wake Up Dead Man”; we see the cast of the film from the POV of an open grave as they stand surrounding it and looking in Poster for “The Mastermind”; black-and-white photo of Josh O’Connor against a plain white background with “THE MASTERMIND” in bold red lettering in the right-aligned center of the poster
December 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Doing my part! 🎄🎁
“i refuse to let THE WAITRESSES - CHRISTMAS WRAPPING flop. so i voted for it on the imaginary gay chart”
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Oooky spooky double feature tonight
Old-school theatrical poster for “Frankenstein” (1931) Alternative contemporary poster for “The Bride of Frankenstein” (1935); in all black-and-white: the Bride is shown from the chest up towards the top of the poster, her figure fades into the inverted Frankenstein castle with several bolts of lightning converging at the highest point of the castle. The face of Frankenstein’s monster is superimposed in the background for an all-seeing effect
October 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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No but it’s sooooooo pretty 💖❤️‍🔥
Pink shimmer vinyl edition of Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl” spinning on my record player The gorgeous alternate cover artwork for the “summertime spritz” edition of The Life of a Showgirl Stunning gatefold from the “summertime spritz” edition with perk-a-boo cutout showing off the pink shimmer vinyl inside
October 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Tomorrow
An edit showing the cover artwork for Taylor Swift’s “The Life of a Showgirl” album superimposed on a massive tidal wave preparing to crash down on a large city
October 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Quote something random, or you’ll have an awful October!
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Like…
September 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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In possession of a working record player again, now I can finally take my record collection out of storage! 🔈 🎶
Photo of my “new” second-hand record player with a copy of Chappell Roan’s single for “The Giver” on the turntable
July 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Switching to Apple Music has truly been a game changer, every song I listen to feels like the first time all over again 🎶
Meme of SpongeBob SquarePants levitating mid-air in a state of transcendence with in-ear headphones photoshopped on him
July 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Just got back from an early listening party… AOTY incoming 🧬⛓️
Special edition poster for attendees of advance listening parties around the world for Lorde’s 4th album “Virgin”; an x-ray of Lorde’s hand including various bracelets, bangles, and a single chunky ring. Along the top it reads “Lorde VIRGIN Advance Listening”, along the the bottom is a number sequence: “51212113118901121149255129315141415182502051513”
June 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh
Illustration of a woman in 1950s style removing her brain from her head, holding it in front of her and saying to it “shut the fuck up”
June 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Does anyone use Collective?
App icon for “Collective”; the letter C with a multicolor gradient
June 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This kind of homophobia is why we need @imaginarygaychart.bsky.social
Screenshot of a tweet from @chartdata that reads: “Billboard Hot 100: #82(new) Easy Lover, @MileyCyrus”
June 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Post a random photo otherwise everything goes wrong in June
June 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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May 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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she said WHAT. WAS. THAT!
Mary Jane Defending Peter Parker meme: Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst) looks over her shoulder and says something to someone offscreen while Peter (Tobey Maguire) stands behind her looking defeated
April 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Still from “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?” (1969); a man just out of frame holds a gun to Jane Fonda’s temple in an act of assisted suicide
April 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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Screenshot from Family Guy showing a toll booth worker holding a skin tone chart up to Peter Griffin, who is wearing a fez hat, to determine if he's white enough to pass through to the United States. The section of Caucasian tones is listed as “Okay”, the darker skin tones are listed as “Not Okay”
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Do I get a medal for this? Or a restraining order? 😅

@coldcrashpics.bsky.social
Image of the video “Top 10 Favorite Films of 2024” from the YouTube channel coldcrashpictures; the view count is 8, and the upload time reads “2 minutes ago”
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Repost with a pic and your age

28*
April 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Maybe in Straight world you can get away with this, but Gay world??
Image from the video for “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” by Eurythmics; the subtitle reads: “Some of them want to be abused”
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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HELL YEAH BITCH!!! 🩷🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍⚧️🩷
March 31, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in April
Screenshot from the Contrapoints video “Conspiracy”: donning a tin foil headband with matching earrings and a disappointed expression on her face, she says “I no longer expect good things”
March 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM