I could beat up anyone, I'm pretty sure

This is what REAL men are built like

Majima goro 🤝 dorley girls
Being basemented

Nobody knows who I am

Does this count as advanced dorley shitposting

I wish I had a more feminine body.

You realize you've matured and aren't a kid anymore when your favorite book series becomes dorley instead of what it was when you were a child: *cough* *cough* Harry Potter.

I called this lesbian at a bar a dyke and she joked about locking me in a basement.

Dr will Powers is the coolest Dr ever and I'm tired of pretending he's not.

Hello dorley fans, I am here to be annoying.