California Paul
@lumberinggiraffe.bsky.social
Well, keep your pitchfork handy.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Well, keep your pitchfork handy.
I'm an electrician, and it's 8000 hours for us to take our state test.
January 25, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I'm an electrician, and it's 8000 hours for us to take our state test.
Bro, they're not going to stop. They have to BE stopped. That's partly YOUR job.
January 25, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Bro, they're not going to stop. They have to BE stopped. That's partly YOUR job.
You don't choose to dress like GWAR without understanding what "Pink Pony Club" is about.
January 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
You don't choose to dress like GWAR without understanding what "Pink Pony Club" is about.
Then Jesus is as much a monster as the rest.
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Then Jesus is as much a monster as the rest.
Mike Johnson is a Christian the same way I'm the Pope.
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Mike Johnson is a Christian the same way I'm the Pope.
Tell that to Republicans.
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tell that to Republicans.
Because they couldn't see past their own wallets early enough to put us in this whole situation to begin with. They abandoned the working class decades ago, so the working class abandoned them. But they refuse to change, despite increasing failures over the years. This is their fault.
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Because they couldn't see past their own wallets early enough to put us in this whole situation to begin with. They abandoned the working class decades ago, so the working class abandoned them. But they refuse to change, despite increasing failures over the years. This is their fault.
How has he defended anything?
July 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
How has he defended anything?
And that keeps us exactly where we're currently at. Jeffries is an example of the problem.
July 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
And that keeps us exactly where we're currently at. Jeffries is an example of the problem.
Jeffries is literally in a position of power, with the ability to cause problems for the fascists. Unlike the ones you criticize, because you're afraid of anything new and only feel safe with your abusers.
July 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Jeffries is literally in a position of power, with the ability to cause problems for the fascists. Unlike the ones you criticize, because you're afraid of anything new and only feel safe with your abusers.
No, you're putting words in mouths. The fact is that when trained for it, horses are very effective weapons. That's not debatable. That's why they're used this way. Whether or not they should be is a different issue.
June 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
No, you're putting words in mouths. The fact is that when trained for it, horses are very effective weapons. That's not debatable. That's why they're used this way. Whether or not they should be is a different issue.
"After a thorough investigation, we've determined that we have done nothing wrong."
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"After a thorough investigation, we've determined that we have done nothing wrong."
Fuck small towns. Those cowards wouldn't do anything.
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Fuck small towns. Those cowards wouldn't do anything.
Another traitor.
June 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Another traitor.
They were doing that to remove the windshield so they could drive them back to the station. That part isn't a conspiracy, it's what you do with an already-smashed windshield.
June 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
They were doing that to remove the windshield so they could drive them back to the station. That part isn't a conspiracy, it's what you do with an already-smashed windshield.
Make it a horror arc. Don't say anything about not being able to leave, just have the eagle bards there. Make it a Groundhogs Day story arc, and the party needs to break the cycle or figure out the puzzle to escape. Also, the innkeeper is a minotaur, to give hints through Greek mythology.
June 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Make it a horror arc. Don't say anything about not being able to leave, just have the eagle bards there. Make it a Groundhogs Day story arc, and the party needs to break the cycle or figure out the puzzle to escape. Also, the innkeeper is a minotaur, to give hints through Greek mythology.
I hate his stupid face so much.
May 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hate his stupid face so much.
"It's outrageous! It's unfair!"
May 4, 2025 at 10:57 PM
"It's outrageous! It's unfair!"
Must be nice to be wealthy and politically connected enough to not have to worry about all the fascism.
May 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Must be nice to be wealthy and politically connected enough to not have to worry about all the fascism.