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Lump Kickers Anon
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Football Manager Blogger and general enjoyer of sports. I don't follow any team, I just think the entirety of sports is hilarious and quite possibly evil. It's definitely corrupt. Mostly funny.
Finally, finally, finally! Jessica Tayto gets to play her first real league game. But is the stress of a club in the pits getting to her?

Will she get a sponsorship from a vodka company?

Will her first league game be a win?! Find out!

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Jessica Tayto – Globe Trotting Football Manager – Part 5 – Do We Have a Problem?
I wake up with a vodka hangover. I spent the night obsessing over finances, Finnish FAs and directors. Running through my mind non-stop is, “Why are they out to get me?” “What have I done to the...
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December 6, 2023 at 12:01 PM
The mixture of actual pre-season and some Mickey Mouse Finnish First Division Cup seems to be messing with Jessica Tayto's in mind Jessica Tayto - Globe Trotting Football Manager - Part 4 - Cup Runs or More Pre-Season?

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December 3, 2023 at 1:41 PM
Jessica's FM24 wordpress adventure in Finland.

Tayto faces into her first competitive games with just one friendly left to figure things out. Then crunch!

Can KPV turn around their preseason form for the cup or are they only good at losing money?

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Jessica Tayto – Globe Trotting Football Manager – Part 3 – Down to (As Important?) Business
We have one final friendly, before the cup kicks off, coming up against AC Oulu. They're in the Finnish Premiership, a tier above us, but are only given odds of 100/1 at winning the whole the thing. W...
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December 1, 2023 at 9:50 AM
My second Football Manager blog in the Jessica Tayto save. Jessica tries out variations of tactics and combinations of players, but things aren't looking to rosy.

It is her first management job. And thankfully it's only the pre-season, so far.

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Jessica Tayto – Globe Trotting Football Manager – Part 2 – Homesick or Annoyed?
Is it petty to be pissed off as a manager? To be annoyed? Even Upset? We’ll get to that but what you should know is that we, and by that I mean me, were dumped right in the middle of it. I’ve trie...
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November 30, 2023 at 8:44 AM
My first blog of Football Manager 24. Starting unemployed, with the entire world loaded. What team do I end up managing? And most importantly will it be somewhere sunny? The answer is, of course, "Absolutely not."

No sun, shorts and sand for me!

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Jessica Tayto – Globe Trotting Football Manager – What (or Where) Did I Land Myself In?
My name is Jessica Tayto and I’ve been travelling the world for the past number of years. I was mostly doing odd jobs, sometimes working in gyms or at resorts to fund my life, but I’ve been everyw...
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November 29, 2023 at 11:16 AM