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KJlumpy
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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
No pasarán!
It's how we got the empire! A .577 caliber Martini-Henry rifle with a 22 inch bayonet backed up by a glorious moustache!
January 24, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Yep. It's the fabulous martial moustache that does it. Deflects incoming fire and plays havoc with the enemies morale.
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
There's a fair to good chance his oppo is behind him brewing a cuppa with a rollie hanging out his mouth.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Always someone else's fault with these fuckers.
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 PM
So people who pay Melon Husk can still create ai images sexualising children amongst other horrific images?
January 9, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Yep same. If some one says to me "oh it was about 10 years ago" my mind automatically goes to the mid 90s 🤷‍♂️🤣
January 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
This is what the US has always been under the veneer of a civilised society.
January 8, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Can we go back to 2014ish or even better some point in the late 90s.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Epstein really said that?
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The five reasons;
Natural resources
Natural resources
Natural resources
Natural resources
Distract from Epstein files
January 6, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Is he going to lead a revolution against Mango Mussolini?
January 6, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Run away!!!!!
a man in a hat is holding a cane in his hand while sitting on a bus .
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a cane in his hand while sitting on a bus .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Did he know the the piano was on your foot? Or did you hum it and he played along....

I'll get my coat....
January 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Yep if I was young nowadays I could never have afforded to be an alcoholic. 🤪
December 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
And rightly so.
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have seen a new year in for at least 10 years. Once I got sober I just couldn't be arsed with staying up.
December 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM