Luna Gazer
@lunagazer.bsky.social
I'm Luna Gazer, alien stargazer. This is my Bluesky account where I post....whatever's on my mind. Be it conspiracies, news, or just random thoughts. Sometimes jokes from my boyfriend that actually make me laugh.
Got reminded of the Marvel team that got so much backlash, they not only never premiered, but they also cancelled the entirety of the series they were going to debut in before their volume even released.
The New New Warriors. Look them up. That is TOO long of a rant to go on here, even for me.
The New New Warriors. Look them up. That is TOO long of a rant to go on here, even for me.
November 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Got reminded of the Marvel team that got so much backlash, they not only never premiered, but they also cancelled the entirety of the series they were going to debut in before their volume even released.
The New New Warriors. Look them up. That is TOO long of a rant to go on here, even for me.
The New New Warriors. Look them up. That is TOO long of a rant to go on here, even for me.
1, Winnifred. This girl is EVERYTHING. She's lovely, stupendous, sultry, beautiful, gorgeous, radiant, hot, cold, everything. She's the kind of woman that could bring a country to its knees.
July 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
1, Winnifred. This girl is EVERYTHING. She's lovely, stupendous, sultry, beautiful, gorgeous, radiant, hot, cold, everything. She's the kind of woman that could bring a country to its knees.
2, Monique. This was the hardest decision of my life. They're all number 1 in my heart, but unfortunately, for the purposes of this list, someone had to be number 2. I'm sorry Monique, I still love you.
July 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
2, Monique. This was the hardest decision of my life. They're all number 1 in my heart, but unfortunately, for the purposes of this list, someone had to be number 2. I'm sorry Monique, I still love you.
3, Florence, the floor. She's a secretary and lets people walk all over her. She thinks so little of herself. But respectfully? I'd let her walk all over me. I'd lick my floor clean. I'd scrub my floor with a toothbrush and continue to use it. She's so fine and amazing.
July 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
3, Florence, the floor. She's a secretary and lets people walk all over her. She thinks so little of herself. But respectfully? I'd let her walk all over me. I'd lick my floor clean. I'd scrub my floor with a toothbrush and continue to use it. She's so fine and amazing.
4, Penelope, the office supplies. To every Penelope everywhere, I hope you know that everyone you've ever interacted with will never forget you for the rest of their life. Talking to you is a gift from the universe itself.
July 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
4, Penelope, the office supplies. To every Penelope everywhere, I hope you know that everyone you've ever interacted with will never forget you for the rest of their life. Talking to you is a gift from the universe itself.
5, Bathsheba. I swear, every time I remake this list in my head, I put her higher. Some are put off by her diva personality, but I say she's allowed to be a diva. She's a princess. God or whatever forbid she knows that.
July 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
5, Bathsheba. I swear, every time I remake this list in my head, I put her higher. Some are put off by her diva personality, but I say she's allowed to be a diva. She's a princess. God or whatever forbid she knows that.
6, Stella, the stairs. I also need more content of her. I need this grand staircase grandma. The way people talk about Cecilia, the ceiling, like "I need that older woman," that's how I feel about Stella.
July 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
6, Stella, the stairs. I also need more content of her. I need this grand staircase grandma. The way people talk about Cecilia, the ceiling, like "I need that older woman," that's how I feel about Stella.
7, Rainey, the record player. I don't know what they did when they drew her. I'm parasocially in love with her. Every time I look at her, it's like she's looking back and can see me. I need more content of her.
July 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
7, Rainey, the record player. I don't know what they did when they drew her. I'm parasocially in love with her. Every time I look at her, it's like she's looking back and can see me. I need more content of her.
8, Lady Memoria. I've seen people that look like her in real life and they're also smoke shows and demand respect.
July 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
8, Lady Memoria. I've seen people that look like her in real life and they're also smoke shows and demand respect.
9, Betty. I know. Anyone that knows me knows I simped like crazy for her, but this was a hard list, okay? I still love her. She's very flirty, right from the get-go, and being the bed, she's no stranger to you. That voice, holy shit...
July 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
9, Betty. I know. Anyone that knows me knows I simped like crazy for her, but this was a hard list, okay? I still love her. She's very flirty, right from the get-go, and being the bed, she's no stranger to you. That voice, holy shit...
10, Beau. The cardboard box and she's voiced by Ashley Johnson. She's chivalrous and nice and cool and hot and I will keep going on all day if I don't stop.
July 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
10, Beau. The cardboard box and she's voiced by Ashley Johnson. She's chivalrous and nice and cool and hot and I will keep going on all day if I don't stop.
But what's hotter than 5 guys, a flashy outfit, tattoos, rizz, my husband, brooding, whimsy, a face? I'll tell you what. Yearning. Because my number 1 is Hector. You have to spend so long building up trust with him, but it's so worth it in the end.
July 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
But what's hotter than 5 guys, a flashy outfit, tattoos, rizz, my husband, brooding, whimsy, a face? I'll tell you what. Yearning. Because my number 1 is Hector. You have to spend so long building up trust with him, but it's so worth it in the end.
2, Daisuke. Am I biased because he kinda looks like my husband when he grew his hair out? Maybe. Shut up. But he's also hot as fuck. He's stoic and mysterious and the romance with him is a slow-burn, like a drama. I love him.
July 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
2, Daisuke. Am I biased because he kinda looks like my husband when he grew his hair out? Maybe. Shut up. But he's also hot as fuck. He's stoic and mysterious and the romance with him is a slow-burn, like a drama. I love him.
3, Dante. Dante Basco voices your fireplace. ZUKO FROM AVATAR voices your fireplace. He talks really flirty, but he's also playful and respectful.
July 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
3, Dante. Dante Basco voices your fireplace. ZUKO FROM AVATAR voices your fireplace. He talks really flirty, but he's also playful and respectful.
4, Dorian. He's all the doors, so he's a bouncer. At first, he's like "No time for dating, I have a job to do." But you get a very special and spicy scene if you find the secret door to your crawlspace.
July 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
4, Dorian. He's all the doors, so he's a bouncer. At first, he's like "No time for dating, I have a job to do." But you get a very special and spicy scene if you find the secret door to your crawlspace.
5, Parker, the board games. I mean look at this man. He's voiced by Brennan Lee Mulligan, my favorite autism-coded SOB. What more could you ask for? He's also whimsical like Brennan and I love that.
July 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
5, Parker, the board games. I mean look at this man. He's voiced by Brennan Lee Mulligan, my favorite autism-coded SOB. What more could you ask for? He's also whimsical like Brennan and I love that.
6, Mateo Manta. He's the blanket and he gives off the same comfy vibes a blanket does. He looks soft and warm and he even rescues animals. If he's your number 1, that's a green flag for me.
July 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
6, Mateo Manta. He's the blanket and he gives off the same comfy vibes a blanket does. He looks soft and warm and he even rescues animals. If he's your number 1, that's a green flag for me.
7, Curt and Rod. Their names together make a pun, which I normally hate, but it works here for me, for some reason. They're curtains and they love to throw shade. Based on purely inspiration and style, they might have the best designs in the whole game.
July 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
7, Curt and Rod. Their names together make a pun, which I normally hate, but it works here for me, for some reason. They're curtains and they love to throw shade. Based on purely inspiration and style, they might have the best designs in the whole game.
8, Eddie and Volt, electricity and the breaker box. I mean look at them. They're amazing and they're voiced by Legoshi. If they're your number 1, I'm sorry, but this is my list. Make your own.
July 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
8, Eddie and Volt, electricity and the breaker box. I mean look at them. They're amazing and they're voiced by Legoshi. If they're your number 1, I'm sorry, but this is my list. Make your own.
9, the Hanks. Those himbo coat hangers. If you know me, you know I love stupid men. It's why I married my husband. I don't like the ginger one, but number 5, on the right, if it was just him, he'd be way higher on this list.
July 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
9, the Hanks. Those himbo coat hangers. If you know me, you know I love stupid men. It's why I married my husband. I don't like the ginger one, but number 5, on the right, if it was just him, he'd be way higher on this list.
10 was going to be Cabrizzio, but he's a dirty liar, so it goes to Tony the toolbox instead. I mean look at his hair. And he's voiced by Sonic the Hedgehog, so bonus.
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
10 was going to be Cabrizzio, but he's a dirty liar, so it goes to Tony the toolbox instead. I mean look at his hair. And he's voiced by Sonic the Hedgehog, so bonus.
5. I don't think I need to explain myself with this one.
July 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
5. I don't think I need to explain myself with this one.
4. Dude. Seriously? You chose the show where a 40 year old man is turned into a child and then spends his time sexually harassing women? Go to therapy. I beg of you.
July 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
4. Dude. Seriously? You chose the show where a 40 year old man is turned into a child and then spends his time sexually harassing women? Go to therapy. I beg of you.
3. This only applies if you identify with Light and/or think you'd be able to use the Death Note ethically. You're not the god of the new world. You're an incel with too much time. If you identify with Light's dad though, you get a pass.
July 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
3. This only applies if you identify with Light and/or think you'd be able to use the Death Note ethically. You're not the god of the new world. You're an incel with too much time. If you identify with Light's dad though, you get a pass.
2. I've yet to meet a Jojo fan that wasn't one of the most insufferable people to talk to about the show. The openings are fire, sure, but I'm not waiting two seasons for this to get good. The first season is just Bridgerton if everyone was butt ugly and I just can't abide by that.
July 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
2. I've yet to meet a Jojo fan that wasn't one of the most insufferable people to talk to about the show. The openings are fire, sure, but I'm not waiting two seasons for this to get good. The first season is just Bridgerton if everyone was butt ugly and I just can't abide by that.