Lunar "Bulwark" Stridenholm
@lunarstride.bsky.social
This is Pilot Lunar and Legion 808, or Bulwark for short, comin' in heavy, Stand By for support. 28.
Hold love in your hearts or perish.
Sorta NSFW, but not super explicit. Very vulgar tho.
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No Minors allowed. At all. For their safety.
Fuck ICE
Hold love in your hearts or perish.
Sorta NSFW, but not super explicit. Very vulgar tho.
🔞
No Minors allowed. At all. For their safety.
Fuck ICE
Patiently waiting for someone to slap up.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Patiently waiting for someone to slap up.
Congratulations, they must stink bad though. (The 1 pack i bought smelled so bad)
February 16, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Congratulations, they must stink bad though. (The 1 pack i bought smelled so bad)
Readying Orbital Bombardment.
February 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Readying Orbital Bombardment.
Creature detected, preparing Headpat Protocol.
February 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Creature detected, preparing Headpat Protocol.
Not likely.
February 15, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Not likely.
Fair enough- ooooooh right. They already have something better than Spicy Chip. Sweet Love.
February 15, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Fair enough- ooooooh right. They already have something better than Spicy Chip. Sweet Love.
Eyyy, nice.
February 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Eyyy, nice.
And I spent all day thinking about the secrets of the universe, consuming a banger ass sandwich, imagined an Eldrich Horror beyond human comprehension in a sundress and had, just the best piss.
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
And I spent all day thinking about the secrets of the universe, consuming a banger ass sandwich, imagined an Eldrich Horror beyond human comprehension in a sundress and had, just the best piss.
Nice, now where are they gonna get the new limited edition spicy limón chip?
February 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Nice, now where are they gonna get the new limited edition spicy limón chip?