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house unhecker
@lunasia.bsky.social
Enby tranner, Anarcho-Leninist, cheesepie truther.
The Monolith's strongest soldier.

We are living in the real bread hours. 🍞

All posts do reflect the views and opinions of Seafirst Bank.
Quick update: my death under mysterious circumstances has to be postponed because a stranger said she liked my hair today and I felt like I was gonna make it, sorry to anyone who took time off from work to mournebrate.
December 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Happy bucket weekend.
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The house will be unhecked.
December 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
who up warring they frame
December 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My dear friends are sort of like burgers.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Prybar and hammer weren't working to aggressively disassemble a cabinet so I handed him a 24" pipe wrench and the cabinet exploded on the first swing.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Not watching TGA unless Geoff Keighley is prepared to reveal a release date for Dudebro — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time.
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Had the horrible realization that I act like Agnes Digital when it comes to Harbor Freight.
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 AM
You're either rock hard or hardly rockin'.
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Leaving a store in disgust because the wrench set I considered buying has skips like I'm THAT desperate for an anti-slip 11mm.
December 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Only at Lowe's.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Almost cannot imagine a worse buy than a mystery box at an estate sale. Like yeah, take $20 so you can give me a tablecloth, a couple toothbrushes and a phone case from 2008.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Absolutely boils my shit to see Routine actually released.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The less I know the 🍞er.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The original restaurant for my mom's surprise dinner was fancy so I was told to dress up, unfortunately I don't own anything nice so the best I could do was show up in jeans and my dolphin piss shirt.
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Just escorted a very confused seedbug outside.
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
It brings me incredible pain wanting so many patches.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Stood in the kitchen the other night and suspiciously detected the smell of cum, so I begin speculating the new neighbors were blowing loads in my walls.
December 5, 2025 at 9:01 AM
As they say in Rhode Island, fuck everything.
December 5, 2025 at 8:58 AM
There's a specific cereal I crave all the time but it's that pretentious fancy shit in a tiny bag that costs like $100 per serving and it hurts my soul.
December 4, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I was reminded of institutional sabotage ruining literacy via whole language programs and now I am so fucking pissed off again.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I don't know how anyone gets into AI-dependency, my new phone just offered to let some AI shit manage the battery for me and I considered putting it in the pressure cooker.
December 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
To better immerse myself in RDR2 I drink whiskey and get into stupid arguments with my friends and get idealistic about mangoes.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Haven't touched Tarkov because 1.0 goes against everything I believed in: a never-ending beta that supplies shitpost potential.
What's the point without the orange disclaimer? Why live?
December 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
They made these things $21.99 purely to fuck me over on the 30% off $20 sales.
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM