Didymus Holmes (They/Them)
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Former journalist & comedy/theatre marketer, now working in the public sector. Used to run The Velvet Onion [2010-2018] & worked for various arts orgs. Mostly out of the industry now but as Elton says: Ahmdilldahndin. PanDemi Queer. Tubby Lupar. 🚀🐶 💛🤍💜🖤
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Rhys Benjamin in the middle there clearly has absolutely zero understanding of the show he's wearing a jumper of... or the Doctor he's semi cosplaying as... or the actor who wore it on screen, either...
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I know the future of Doctor Who is currently uncertain. BUT we do know thanks to the royal visit this week that the TARDIS set is still currently standing. Which probably wouldn't be the case if they weren't planning on going into production again very soon.
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Just seen Chris Hemsworth's shameful advert trying to encourage me to visit a country where people like me are imprisoned and executed. And frankly, fuck that sideways.
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I sort of clung on for a few more years, doing bits of freelance work, but I eventually stopped being creative altogether.

One day, maybe... one day...
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Ten years ago today I had my last interview for a job in the arts industry before I gave up & stayed in the civil service.

It didn't help that the theatre doubted my credentials while a giant poster of a show *MY WEBSITE HELD EXCLUSIVE PRESALES FOR* was on the wall behind them.

Face didn't fit.
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Why does this feel like a threat?
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John Grant @ New Century House, 6th October 2025
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Lynks @ New Century, Manchester, 6th October 2025
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I did! 😄 Will post some new pics shortly...
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Low key amused that someone I met before they were famous who was a bit of a dick to me that night also totally slagged off someone they're now working with on a regular basis to my face.

Sometimes I really don't miss being behind the scenes of showbiz.
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Folks: he did not disappoint.

Obviously no photos of the actual show but couldn't resist a cheeky couple of snaps during final bows.

Hopefully see you on the next tour, John. And I think I still owe you a pint.
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John Bishop @ The Co-Op Live, Manchester, 5th October 2025

No idea how I'd somehow never seen John live, but always thought he seemed a lovely fella... and then he went and appeared in my favourite tv show in a storyline that accidentally saved my life, so I felt it was time I finally fixed that.
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Lupari Command is heading out to see John Bishop tonight. Obviously I had to represent the Chief... #craigeels #doctorwho #justforoneday
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3rd October 2025: Nerina Pallot @ Kazimer Stockroom, Liverpool
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3rd October 2025: Woke up in Geneva. Flew to Manchester. Got a train to Liverpool. Technically an 825 mile journey, because I wanted to get back earlier than originally planned to go to a gig.