LurkasaurusRex
@lurkasaurusrex.bsky.social
Don't mind me. Just hangin around
God help me, I'm starting to believe in these Mariners. Huge "team of destiny" vibes
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
God help me, I'm starting to believe in these Mariners. Huge "team of destiny" vibes
It feels so good when a guy asks you a question and you respond "yes sir! 😀" one of my favorite things to do
June 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
It feels so good when a guy asks you a question and you respond "yes sir! 😀" one of my favorite things to do
They should invent a kind of boss that is nice and doesn't hate you
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They should invent a kind of boss that is nice and doesn't hate you
Why should I give a shit about those chickens? It's not like they're gonna come home to roost lmao
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Why should I give a shit about those chickens? It's not like they're gonna come home to roost lmao
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This is how you do it...
Idk why the allies had so much trouble figuring out how to armor their planes during WW2. They should have just looked at the planes that came back and put armor where the bullet holes were. Common sense....
January 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Idk why the allies had so much trouble figuring out how to armor their planes during WW2. They should have just looked at the planes that came back and put armor where the bullet holes were. Common sense....
I used to be intimidated by old movies because I thought they would be boring, or hard to understand, or pretentious. This is because I was a stupid idiot.
January 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I used to be intimidated by old movies because I thought they would be boring, or hard to understand, or pretentious. This is because I was a stupid idiot.
Dealing with the small gut I'm developing over the holiday season by purchasing increasingly chunky sweaters
December 28, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Dealing with the small gut I'm developing over the holiday season by purchasing increasingly chunky sweaters
Did you guys know that the voice actor for Jack Skellington is Prince Humperdinck. Why did nobody tell me this
December 25, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Did you guys know that the voice actor for Jack Skellington is Prince Humperdinck. Why did nobody tell me this
A fun thing you can do if you have a lot of followers who care about sports is post some disingenuous cherry picked stat that makes it look like a bad player is better than a good player and then watch a thousand people tell you to kill yourself while you rake in that sweet sweet engagement
December 21, 2024 at 7:15 AM
A fun thing you can do if you have a lot of followers who care about sports is post some disingenuous cherry picked stat that makes it look like a bad player is better than a good player and then watch a thousand people tell you to kill yourself while you rake in that sweet sweet engagement
A great feeling is when you can tell the IT guy thinks you're just an idiot at first but then they can't figure out the problem either. Like of course it would be better if they fixed it but this is much more validating
December 20, 2024 at 10:06 PM
A great feeling is when you can tell the IT guy thinks you're just an idiot at first but then they can't figure out the problem either. Like of course it would be better if they fixed it but this is much more validating
I think this was my favorite comic of 2024
December 18, 2024 at 1:33 AM
I think this was my favorite comic of 2024
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Mangione? I'm gonna have to say it out loud at some point and I am uuuuuh not confident in that
December 9, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Mangione? I'm gonna have to say it out loud at some point and I am uuuuuh not confident in that
Do you ever just think about the time Freddie Freeman hit a walk off grand slam in the World Series? That's a real thing that happened. Crazy
December 5, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Do you ever just think about the time Freddie Freeman hit a walk off grand slam in the World Series? That's a real thing that happened. Crazy
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A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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November 30, 2024 at 9:56 PM
A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts
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Gonna get you a big ol jar of your very own beeswax. So you can just...mind it
November 30, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Gonna get you a big ol jar of your very own beeswax. So you can just...mind it
One of the best things about humanity is we all love eachother's cats. Like you might hate me because you think I have bad opinions or something but if I posted cute cat pics you would love them. And if you posted cat pics I would also love them. One of the few remaining unifying themes
November 28, 2024 at 6:36 AM
One of the best things about humanity is we all love eachother's cats. Like you might hate me because you think I have bad opinions or something but if I posted cute cat pics you would love them. And if you posted cat pics I would also love them. One of the few remaining unifying themes
one of my hobbies is googling words I 100% definitely already know the meaning of, just to be sure
November 28, 2024 at 2:45 AM
one of my hobbies is googling words I 100% definitely already know the meaning of, just to be sure
People are definitely less mean on Bluesky vs Twitter, but they are also much worse at discerning when someone is shitposting vs being earnest, and I'm beginning to think those traits are connected
November 27, 2024 at 11:43 PM
People are definitely less mean on Bluesky vs Twitter, but they are also much worse at discerning when someone is shitposting vs being earnest, and I'm beginning to think those traits are connected
Arguing with my sister in the family group chat about which hallucinogenic drug we should spike the punch with at Thanksgiving. Mom is not enjoying it lol
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Arguing with my sister in the family group chat about which hallucinogenic drug we should spike the punch with at Thanksgiving. Mom is not enjoying it lol
Me and the boys got our asses kicked in Valheim last night. Disgraceful performance, frankly. Any self-respecting viking would be ashamed of dying to fulings that many times
November 22, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Me and the boys got our asses kicked in Valheim last night. Disgraceful performance, frankly. Any self-respecting viking would be ashamed of dying to fulings that many times
recently started rewatching Lost and there's a lot to be said about how good that show was but one thing that's impossible to overstate is how hot they all were
November 20, 2024 at 3:56 AM
recently started rewatching Lost and there's a lot to be said about how good that show was but one thing that's impossible to overstate is how hot they all were
A fun day on Twitter was when someone asked what the load bearing posts are, and people just started sharing their favorite posts, and then some people got mad and started arguing the semantics of what a "load bearing post" is, as if that's a real thing
November 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM
A fun day on Twitter was when someone asked what the load bearing posts are, and people just started sharing their favorite posts, and then some people got mad and started arguing the semantics of what a "load bearing post" is, as if that's a real thing
Is this one of those "Bluesky Elder" people I've been hearing so much about
Larry Elder proposes abolishing term limits for presidents, saying Donald Trump should be brought back "over and over and over again."
He then adds: "Maybe we ought to have term limits for voters. If voters keep voting for Democrats, they ought to lose the right to vote."
He then adds: "Maybe we ought to have term limits for voters. If voters keep voting for Democrats, they ought to lose the right to vote."
November 15, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Is this one of those "Bluesky Elder" people I've been hearing so much about
If the sports people finish migrating here there will basically be no reason to go to the bird app ever again
November 14, 2024 at 9:59 PM
If the sports people finish migrating here there will basically be no reason to go to the bird app ever again