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lurkengurd.bsky.social
@lurkengurd.bsky.social
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Laura has zero credibility to pass judgment on anyone; but, she lacks self esteem so criticizes everyone to feel better about herself.
December 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
He was talking about his labido, or his percentage increase of viagra, which would accelerate the obvious.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s oooooold news, already. Block and move on with your peaceful day. 🌸🌸🌸
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me neither. Could not believe it. The story continues…

I yelled at the guy to stop. He didn’t. His buddy grabbed his shoulder and turned him around and got decorated in the process. He just said, “What?” And passed out like a used towel on the floor. *snort*
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yep, because he’s in full denial that he’s got MAJOR health issues. MRIs are not routine scans for a routine physical. Nope.
December 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If you choose to absorb it, sure. Or, don’t. Because you’re worthy. Every. Damn. Day!
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Nope. He’s a sundowning dementia patient. Also, a perverted narcissist who should be impeached to protect public health.
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Hooligans. The lot of ‘em.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Hahahahahahahaahhahahahahb abhahgahahhhahhaha *meeeehhhhh* hahahahahaha *cough cough* fuck no.
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So. Let’s abstain from posting ANYTHING about him for 1 whole 24 hour period. He doesn’t deserve any attention. Nada, zip, bubkiss.
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I concur. Purr.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
He’s sundowning. Dementia patients do this routinely.
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Seriously. Vinyl sheeting will complement the records.
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Be lookin’ cozy and chillin’ to me.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Let ‘em alllllllll out.
December 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Magic!
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yep. No groceries for me for January.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yep. He’s a word salad doof.
December 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
He should blow a massive whistle on his way out the door.
December 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
He’s got and has had since his last term, dementia and other comorbidities. Some estimate he’s got ~3-6 months.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wish I made shit up like that, but yes. I saw this happen at the age of 30. Just arrived at the party at 10, and the day drinkers just couldn’t sort out dreams from reality.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Call up Clooney and other film makers to counter offer. Build a functional consortium. Dooooooeeeeet!
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Totally agree; or, a widely distributed Signal post to all the wrong people.
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM