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LurkyMcLurk
@lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 42m
I think a lot about how the main reason people never retire from congress is because they spend decades with underpaid servants who will do whatever they say and take the abuse and no one ever holds them accountable for being a massive asshole. Imagine having that all go away
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 46m
Yes yesssssss
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 47m
That’s say what someone who doesn’t want to “make some fucking news” would say!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 55m
We’ve got the juice!!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 59m
Carrying a box wine in there to a football game. My plan is flawless
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 1h
Damn, he *is* cooooooked
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
Put it in a fun glass, there no law that says you can’t!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
Sugary coffee … which will never work!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
“I’m just a notch in your bedpost but you’re just a line in my song” is a bar though
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
That’s the stuff
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
Saw them opening for Sunn O))) backing in ‘15. The crowd was sorta into it
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
CUSAction?
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
Bidens dead, dunno who is talking to his tomb
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
LACKtion?
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
CUSweekdAy
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
Hell yeah
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 2h
I love prog rock art “you see it’s got layers, the green light is because they’re back and the bird is flying away because he’s dead. We are so clever”
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 3h
If you see someone in the Bizkit Pit who looks like he’s doing human trafficking, say “boo, I’m antifa!!”
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 3h
One for the dads
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
That’s unfair to rats!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Look the only way to win a natty is to have your coach’s weekly call-in show at TJ Ribs in Baton Rouge. Everyone knows this!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
Experts are asking!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 4h
The laugher, and to a lesser extent the tears
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 5h
Oklahoma state has sadly never had a winning season because the town is too dang tiny!!
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LurkyMcLurk @lurkymclurk.bsky.social · 6h
As a Terp I say he’s your problem and ligma balls.
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