Lurricane
@lurricane.bsky.social
Criminal lawyer, Gentleman of Leisure
The governor of the Philippines?
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The governor of the Philippines?
Run the god damn ball
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Run the god damn ball
Napoleon heads dipping in to advocate the merits of foraging need to check the score board.
October 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Napoleon heads dipping in to advocate the merits of foraging need to check the score board.
I’m a Chiefs fan, but Butker getting the yips is easily one of the best thing that’s happened this season. Fuck that guy forever.
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I’m a Chiefs fan, but Butker getting the yips is easily one of the best thing that’s happened this season. Fuck that guy forever.
This demands a dramatic reading from Michael Shannon.
September 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This demands a dramatic reading from Michael Shannon.
Trial lawyers must embrace the “I’ve been chewed out” monologue from Inglorious Basterds to appropriately handle judges.
September 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trial lawyers must embrace the “I’ve been chewed out” monologue from Inglorious Basterds to appropriately handle judges.
Since Newsome understands brain development continues into the mid-20s, and since he’s worried about people making decisions that can affect the rest of their lives, I am excited for him to announce no one under 25 can be tried for a crime as an adult anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Since Newsome understands brain development continues into the mid-20s, and since he’s worried about people making decisions that can affect the rest of their lives, I am excited for him to announce no one under 25 can be tried for a crime as an adult anymore.
Flintstones chewable vitamins
August 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Flintstones chewable vitamins
This TikTok thread is how I learned the old bastard died. Seems like the appropriate amount of deference.
August 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This TikTok thread is how I learned the old bastard died. Seems like the appropriate amount of deference.
Fenians getting absolutely wrecked on honey.
June 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Fenians getting absolutely wrecked on honey.
He’s probably right about that, and that’s the most succinct argument against originalism.
June 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
He’s probably right about that, and that’s the most succinct argument against originalism.
It’s fine, in the Civil War we let worthless sacks of shit be officers because they were sufficiently fancy and nothing bad happ…oh.
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
It’s fine, in the Civil War we let worthless sacks of shit be officers because they were sufficiently fancy and nothing bad happ…oh.
Got real weird about William Tecumseh Sherman this year.
June 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Got real weird about William Tecumseh Sherman this year.
It would be so hard to be an immigrant. Imagine moving to a country where you don’t speak the language, the food, music, etc. are different than what you’re used to, you leave your friends and family behind, and you live in poverty surrounded by people who hate you. They are sending their best.
June 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It would be so hard to be an immigrant. Imagine moving to a country where you don’t speak the language, the food, music, etc. are different than what you’re used to, you leave your friends and family behind, and you live in poverty surrounded by people who hate you. They are sending their best.
I need to know which quarterbacks are friends. It’s of critical importance.
June 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I need to know which quarterbacks are friends. It’s of critical importance.
Listening to both causes brain tornadoes.
May 18, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Listening to both causes brain tornadoes.
We need more discussion about how Lee was a liability on both a strategic and tactical level. Total nepo hire.
April 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
We need more discussion about how Lee was a liability on both a strategic and tactical level. Total nepo hire.
They accidentally found the perfect example of the value of diversity.
March 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
They accidentally found the perfect example of the value of diversity.
SHOW ME COCK-FLAVORED SPIT…
March 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
SHOW ME COCK-FLAVORED SPIT…
The exception! The book is awesome, but the Voice knocks it out of the park.
www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/74...
www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/74...
You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant: A Farcical Biography
A comically unorthodox “biography” Spanning from the birth of Ulysses S. Grant until his victory over the Confederacy, You, Me, and Ulysses S. Grant gives us an honest portrait of an American hero who...
www.audiobooks.com
March 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The exception! The book is awesome, but the Voice knocks it out of the park.
www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/74...
www.audiobooks.com/audiobook/74...
Shiloh day sucks ass, but the next day gets better.
February 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Shiloh day sucks ass, but the next day gets better.
Shit! I just saw that episode of what we do in the shadows and I thought superb owl was edgy and funny. I guess that’s what I get for being 6 years behind pop culture.
February 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Shit! I just saw that episode of what we do in the shadows and I thought superb owl was edgy and funny. I guess that’s what I get for being 6 years behind pop culture.
“I’ve been chewed out before” is an ethos we all should adopt.
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“I’ve been chewed out before” is an ethos we all should adopt.
When the refs award Mahomes a touchdown, there will be riots in multiple cities.
January 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
When the refs award Mahomes a touchdown, there will be riots in multiple cities.