Go for it!

I bought my toilet for the built in bidet, but the heated toilet seat was an unexpected but welcome bonus.

It definitely counts. No idea why anyone would say it is too long, it is a single sentence, not a speech.

I shall never forget that one 😆

Many academics, think tank analysts, and policy advisors are, in my experience, deeply reluctant to talk openly about Trump's lack of knowledge and understanding and his obvious competence problems. But we need to talk about them if we want to understand what's happening.