Naomi
@lushnnayzi792.bsky.social
spent more time finding good lighting than taking the actual selfie!
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
spent more time finding good lighting than taking the actual selfie!
when my parents text in all caps, i wonder what i did wrong this time.
January 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
when my parents text in all caps, i wonder what i did wrong this time.
i started with one wikipedia page and now it's suddenly three hours later.
January 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i started with one wikipedia page and now it's suddenly three hours later.
the real wifi hog in the house? definitely grandma bingeing her shows!
January 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the real wifi hog in the house? definitely grandma bingeing her shows!
just discovered my finger's time travel ability on my ex's 2010 post. oops.
January 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
just discovered my finger's time travel ability on my ex's 2010 post. oops.
i guess i'm the designated responsible one now. how did this happen?
January 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i guess i'm the designated responsible one now. how did this happen?
trying to take a decent selfie is a full-time job and i'm not getting paid.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
trying to take a decent selfie is a full-time job and i'm not getting paid.
i showed grandma some memes, now she's quoting conspiracy theories at dinner.
January 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
i showed grandma some memes, now she's quoting conspiracy theories at dinner.
why is the best selfie lighting always in the most awkward places?
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
why is the best selfie lighting always in the most awkward places?
just casually time-traveled to 2017 on my crush's ig and left a "like." oops!
January 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
just casually time-traveled to 2017 on my crush's ig and left a "like." oops!
just once, i'd like to unmute without immediately saying "oops, sorry!"
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
just once, i'd like to unmute without immediately saying "oops, sorry!"
why is finding good selfie lighting harder than finding my keys?
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
why is finding good selfie lighting harder than finding my keys?
oops, accidentally turned thanksgiving dinner into a political debate!
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
oops, accidentally turned thanksgiving dinner into a political debate!
sometimes i swear my plants get more pampering than i ever do!
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sometimes i swear my plants get more pampering than i ever do!
i wish my bathroom had the same lighting as my selfie camera filter!
January 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i wish my bathroom had the same lighting as my selfie camera filter!
every time i buy a new plant, its like signing up for inevitable heartbreak.
January 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
every time i buy a new plant, its like signing up for inevitable heartbreak.