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Taco Tuesday IS CANCELED indefinitely. Our ingredients have been detained by ICE.

NOW HIRING: illegals in our yard
July 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why import when you could be throwing back a few of our tariff-free, home brewed second harvest APA's. Served bold and cool on tap or enjoy nice and warm straight through the meat straw. No need to add beer salt!
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Out and proud sponsors of The Ghost Show's 4th of July episode!
July 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Calling all culo connoisseurs! Bring the boys in for a Chili Shart-cuterie Board bonernanza! Our red hot runny brown stuff goes on anything, so grab a weiner and spread those buns LIKE WILDFIRE
June 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Need a refreshing liquid guzzling down your throat this summer? Our just restocked Cans.Wave Whitey Peach Man Goo will quench any Texan's thirst! It combines freshly stroked fruiter juices and second harvest felch in recycled cans. EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT TIME IT IS
June 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Please join us this Friday night for a fundraiser for the legal defense of our men's bathroom attendant Thomas Albin Jazeera.
June 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Feeling empty inside? Have a Vaughn Chat shaped hole in your soul? Well fill it up with our 40lb platter of Ghost Pepper (all left)wings. We won't ask where you're going to shove those veggie sticks! Warning: might cause indigestion induced show lateness.
June 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Happy Pride Month! From our hambones to yours!
June 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Don't forget about our Ghost Special: anybody who eats a Luther's Burger takes it up the FUCKIN' ASS
May 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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May 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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May 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This Memorial Day, flash back to Viet-fucking-nam with the full metal flavors in our Dimebaguette Darrell Bullethole Báhn mì. You love it long time!
May 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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May 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We've just gotten word that an eye-pisser committed a squirt and run at a glory hole in the handicapped stall of our men's bathroom. The suspect is described as both skeletal and fat. We're asking anyone with any information about the incident to please contact us.
May 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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May 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Power bottoms power up with the super secret recipe Power Punch Salad. Packed with antioxidants and AIDS, you'll go full throttle while deep throating!
May 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We have been notified that our latest shipment of AIDS Burgers was mistakenly delivered to RUMBLE Headquarters. As this recipe is intended for Texan consumption only, after eating the beef, their employees have been incapacitated from the ass-puckering effects of the meat. We deeply apologize.
May 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Fruit Up every Friday with some grilled Big Mouth Franks presented on our Glory Hole Server trays.
May 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Back by popular demand, every Tuesday and Friday until 9pm, get yourself a plate of Yay Spaghetti and Scullcrap Mushrooms with a glass of Second Harvest All I Do is Wine, only at Luther's!
May 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Please bear with us as our staff adjusts to their hormone treatments, we are experiencing an increase in waiter mood swings and bathroom attendant cans flinging.

We apologize for this AIDS induced inconvenience.
May 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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April 30, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Celebrate Taco Tuesday with a freshly squeezed Gyrate Your Shit-Funnelcake, only at Luther's Burgers.
April 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM