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Jazz Frankenstein
@luxepunk.bsky.social
goth, hater, swiftie in that order

Twitter: @luxepunk
my dad was strictly vegetarian for like 15 years and we'd keep soy sausages or whatever around, those old ones used to taste so, so, so bad but they're actually not bad these days
March 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
you can always tell when they go from simply having long hair (untreated, 3-in-1 shampoo) to actually Taking Care Of Their Curls and it's a genuine world of difference
October 25, 2023 at 4:29 PM
this CD rocked, I also had it
September 26, 2023 at 5:09 PM
Roast... bananas????? In the headline??????
September 21, 2023 at 6:05 PM
if you make six figures, you very likely have access to some sort of 401k/retirement plan to use for your down payment as 50% of new borrowers do.

Sure, you're betting against the future, but I would (and did!) bet that now rather than wait thirty years. Also lots of options to do it penalty-free
August 30, 2023 at 9:23 PM
For the longest time the cutoff was the 90s - you'd still here plenty of Van Halen, GNR, Motley Crue, etc, but they'd never touch Nirvana. Now they do play Nirvana, Metallica, Pearl Jam and such, but Prince has been curiosly pretty absent!
August 26, 2023 at 4:39 PM
don't even know you but: HELL YEAH
August 26, 2023 at 4:20 PM
They barely only started to play Prince when he died!
August 26, 2023 at 4:18 PM
would have loved them to do other random anthology retro seasons - maybe a 90s retro season with either a complete different mystery or a follow-up to the 80s season. maybe a retro y2k season. maybe a 60s season, who cares. as it stands it's a snoozefest and the setting is tired
August 9, 2023 at 5:33 PM
not quite the same thing but also applies for every "uwu mommy step on me with your milkers" comment. you are an Adult Man bro, you can want to be pegged and still be normal!!
August 9, 2023 at 5:07 PM
early millennial XD to prime millennial 😂 to late millennial lmao to early zoomer 💀 to late zoomer keysmash/stan speak really must be studied. it transcends input method
July 20, 2023 at 8:59 PM