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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 3h

Reptar getting his groove on.

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 6h

It begins America, I hope you're all ready.

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 7h

Ah i think i understand now, Trump does a deal that dangles peace then after the hostages are out Israel will either just ignore it or manufacture some excuse to restart hostilities.

This is a real estate situation people, they want it bulldozed so Trump and Musk can build on the bones.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 8h

Fortunately Pokémon arn't allowed to setup direct debits.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 8h

Nah that's from money they're stealing from Healthcare and social security. The money from tariffs, which isn't trillions ffs, is going to the Trump family.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

Unless you're Catholic in which case you'll get told you're going to burn in hell for all eternity after that Victoria Secret billboard made your tummy feel funny.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

I'd look like that to if I'd just downed a bottle of whiskey right before walking in.

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure she'd love to see her mum again too.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

He insinuated that the only people that wouldn't get paid are the ones that didn't vote for him.

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

So a CO orders a soldier to go murder their entire family, they should just go do that right?

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

That's MRS Reddit!

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

How many fruit pastels does it take to choke a Kestrel?

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

two men are sitting next to each other on a porch

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

Doesn't sound like a scam at all.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

They know it's daytime right?

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

My computer does that when it overheats.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

"This isn't a gut, it's a fuel tank for an unregistered deportation van"

🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody wants to sleep with Miller, especially his wife.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

"a possible violation of norms"? that's like describing WW2 as "a bit of a kerfuffle"

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

a person on an escalator with the words well that escalated quickly below them

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

Please stop! you're making me question my existence!

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a purple shirt is making a funny face while sitting at a table .

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

Trump is a narcissistic sociopath, there's no reasoning with him. The only way to get things done is to stroke his ego enough to get what you want and get out.

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🏰👑Queen Liz👑🏰 @luxurymunge.bsky.social · 1d

This is just weird.