Dirtbag Leftist
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Dirtbag Leftist
@lvgvn.bsky.social
· Jan 29
This app is great because I can just shit post whatever I feel like posting in the moment without the dread of anyone ever seeing it
This app is terrible because no one will see my actual bangers
This is the duality of man
This app is terrible because no one will see my actual bangers
This is the duality of man
“Holy shit my feed is cooked” -posted under a video of a horse eating hot food
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“Holy shit my feed is cooked” -posted under a video of a horse eating hot food
Pick 6? No, pick 7. Get it? Like that one meme? That one internet thing? Tbh I’m just trynna relate to my nephew because he calls me unc but not in the way that I’m actually his uncle.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pick 6? No, pick 7. Get it? Like that one meme? That one internet thing? Tbh I’m just trynna relate to my nephew because he calls me unc but not in the way that I’m actually his uncle.
On the first date, answer every question starting with: “yea I mean, I actually canvassed for Kamala but”
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
On the first date, answer every question starting with: “yea I mean, I actually canvassed for Kamala but”
I know there will be a future version of me who’s gonna replay this interaction like it’s the Zapruder film and be like, “See? That’s where I let hope enter the room!”
December 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I know there will be a future version of me who’s gonna replay this interaction like it’s the Zapruder film and be like, “See? That’s where I let hope enter the room!”
All my exes (two Buffalo Wild Wings, one sports bar, and a dennys) live in Texas (have banned me from the premises)
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All my exes (two Buffalo Wild Wings, one sports bar, and a dennys) live in Texas (have banned me from the premises)
I’m not crazy stop telling people I’m crazy I just kiss my phone everytime the photos of my ex situationship pop up I’m not fucking crazy
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m not crazy stop telling people I’m crazy I just kiss my phone everytime the photos of my ex situationship pop up I’m not fucking crazy
Just know that when you’re telling me that I’m pushing 30 or calling me unc, I’m actively looking up “realistic Minecraft castle tutorial” on my iPhone.
November 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just know that when you’re telling me that I’m pushing 30 or calling me unc, I’m actively looking up “realistic Minecraft castle tutorial” on my iPhone.
So what if I’m doing audibles when I’m in it? If you hear “86! 86! Red ribbon!” Just know I’m doing a tush push.
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
So what if I’m doing audibles when I’m in it? If you hear “86! 86! Red ribbon!” Just know I’m doing a tush push.
Don’t call me twin. Call me testi-bestie. Get it? Like testicle? I’m sorry.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Don’t call me twin. Call me testi-bestie. Get it? Like testicle? I’m sorry.
One day they will look back at this grand archive of art I produce on this app and they will weep for me, for my genius was too incomprehensible in our time. and what they see as marble tile and pillars of granite, you all see as an empire of dirt. (my next post is going to be about balls)
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
One day they will look back at this grand archive of art I produce on this app and they will weep for me, for my genius was too incomprehensible in our time. and what they see as marble tile and pillars of granite, you all see as an empire of dirt. (my next post is going to be about balls)
“Are you cutting or are you bulking?” Dude you can clearly see I’m eating instant ramen rn I’m just trying to stay alive
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Are you cutting or are you bulking?” Dude you can clearly see I’m eating instant ramen rn I’m just trying to stay alive
My drunk alter ego is 13th century stoic man of Christ who just fuckin hates Martin Luther
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
My drunk alter ego is 13th century stoic man of Christ who just fuckin hates Martin Luther
We’ve been giving Pythagoras way too much credit. All that mf did was A+B=C and he’s praised for years but there’s a mf out there that started calling CO2 canisters “galaxy gas” and what does he get? Nothing.
November 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
We’ve been giving Pythagoras way too much credit. All that mf did was A+B=C and he’s praised for years but there’s a mf out there that started calling CO2 canisters “galaxy gas” and what does he get? Nothing.
Shout out kneel Da grass tieson, I find myself on many first dates telling her “you can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips” while she desperately tries to avoid eye contact.
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Shout out kneel Da grass tieson, I find myself on many first dates telling her “you can kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips” while she desperately tries to avoid eye contact.
Boomer, sooner? No thanks
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Boomer, sooner? No thanks
Ah, a noble samurai, protecting his people from the bandits of the region. But then I sober up and it’s a video of me my waving a pool cue at the bouncer and drunkenly murmuring that “I’m the dragon” and something about “honor and tradition”
August 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Ah, a noble samurai, protecting his people from the bandits of the region. But then I sober up and it’s a video of me my waving a pool cue at the bouncer and drunkenly murmuring that “I’m the dragon” and something about “honor and tradition”
Doing the potty dance in the middle of the club
August 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Doing the potty dance in the middle of the club
The year is 2030. “Born 2 shit Forced 2 wipe” is scratched into the side of my helmet as I sweep and secure an apartment in Beijing. “War is hell” I mutter as I hit my disposable vape. “Ain’t that the truth hun!” replies my ai girlfriend that I’ve downloaded to my brain. I pray for days like this.
August 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The year is 2030. “Born 2 shit Forced 2 wipe” is scratched into the side of my helmet as I sweep and secure an apartment in Beijing. “War is hell” I mutter as I hit my disposable vape. “Ain’t that the truth hun!” replies my ai girlfriend that I’ve downloaded to my brain. I pray for days like this.
Leaving the theater after watching “Bring Her Back” and seeing all these happy people going to watch fun movies must be how veterans felt coming back from fallujah
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Leaving the theater after watching “Bring Her Back” and seeing all these happy people going to watch fun movies must be how veterans felt coming back from fallujah
Only ICE I support is that gas station slushy with the polar bear. I think his name’s Kevin? I’m kinda hammered
June 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Only ICE I support is that gas station slushy with the polar bear. I think his name’s Kevin? I’m kinda hammered
“Hey can you not do that” she pleads as I light my comically large Sherlock Holmes pipe in her living room after giving her 11 minutes of medium wienering. I am sat, I am inquisitive.
June 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Hey can you not do that” she pleads as I light my comically large Sherlock Holmes pipe in her living room after giving her 11 minutes of medium wienering. I am sat, I am inquisitive.
“I have become death, destroyer of worlds” I mutter while charging my disposable vape with loose wires. I am 16, I am at peace.
May 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“I have become death, destroyer of worlds” I mutter while charging my disposable vape with loose wires. I am 16, I am at peace.
Answering the call of the banners but it’s just the situationship asking me to come over at 3am
May 23, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Answering the call of the banners but it’s just the situationship asking me to come over at 3am
Never trust a man at the Free The Titty Rally
May 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Never trust a man at the Free The Titty Rally