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Ring sting zing
January 12, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Ring sting zing
"Some" working hard there
January 10, 2026 at 3:18 PM
"Some" working hard there
Please form an orderly queue as the gentleman switches on his phone, slowly looks to open the app and finally hits the scanner on the fifth attempt
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Please form an orderly queue as the gentleman switches on his phone, slowly looks to open the app and finally hits the scanner on the fifth attempt
I bought lycra once. Never again
January 5, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I bought lycra once. Never again
Mark Ramprakash once told me to Fuck off
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Mark Ramprakash once told me to Fuck off
Angryrail
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Angryrail
Can you do Upper Dicker?
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Can you do Upper Dicker?
I watched it the 6th time by mistake
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I watched it the 6th time by mistake
It's just like strawberry jam
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's just like strawberry jam
Untrue actually. The results show that it's a totally normal brain.
But much smaller
But much smaller
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Untrue actually. The results show that it's a totally normal brain.
But much smaller
But much smaller
Those who passed their test in 1987 have been proven to be the best drivers.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Those who passed their test in 1987 have been proven to be the best drivers.
"Colour me pink"
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"Colour me pink"
Cycle helmets are a great idea right up to the moment you actually need one
November 1, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cycle helmets are a great idea right up to the moment you actually need one
Merley
Bike looks quick: She's never late, she's Merley
Bike looks quick: She's never late, she's Merley
October 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Merley
Bike looks quick: She's never late, she's Merley
Bike looks quick: She's never late, she's Merley
100% rather than taking the software that, say Denamrk use, we will go for "world beating", best in class UK software that will cost billions and still won't work
October 23, 2025 at 9:25 PM
100% rather than taking the software that, say Denamrk use, we will go for "world beating", best in class UK software that will cost billions and still won't work
Also, don't overpay your employees because- inflation - but award huge dividends because- wealth creators.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Also, don't overpay your employees because- inflation - but award huge dividends because- wealth creators.
Big Q: where does he wank?
October 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Big Q: where does he wank?
Basketball would be greatly improved if the teams started at 110-all and played for 2 minutes
October 22, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Basketball would be greatly improved if the teams started at 110-all and played for 2 minutes
Was that at pissed o'clock?
October 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Was that at pissed o'clock?
"Sorry, was it this that one or that this one?"
October 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"Sorry, was it this that one or that this one?"