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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 4h

I just saw someone in a Facebook video complaining that they want to break up with their boyfriend but can’t because his dick is “the size of a burrito” and they just can’t go back to normal-size men, and all I can picture is this face:

a man with red hair is looking at the camera

ALT: a man with red hair is looking at the camera

media.tenor.com

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claire 🐊 @palesspareshirt.bsky.social · Nov 14

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 9h

He’s so small and angry inside his poufy uniform 🥺

Domhnall Gleeson Haven @dgleesonhaven.bsky.social · 11h

NEW General Hux (Domhnall Gleeson) 2025 Topps Chrome Star Wars cards in different variants ❤️
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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 9h

🖤🧡

nikki morgen / ducknuk @duknuk.bsky.social · 1d

Wild West

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 17h

🖤🧡

🐀Rat Daddy🐁 @threeratmoon.bsky.social · 18h

a doodle :3

a pencil sketch of two rats on their hind legs pressing there noses close with a tiny heart above them

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

Very appropriate artist name for this cover.

Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

This guy

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

Hux: I TOLD you, Ren 😡

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Aug 2

Photo of a children’s fantasy book, featuring a sword welding, pageboy haircut having adventurer as he readies to defend himself from a giant cat. A hooded wizard raises his hands behind the cat. Title and copy read:

Sir Jerrum had been warned
DO NOT PET THE CAT
Fran Eisenass

Great, now it's pissed off.

The third installment of JERRUM: ANIMAL AGITATOR

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

Poor Hux

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Aug 23

Romance

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

New KoR origin story just dropped

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29d

it is nearly F men season

Vintage science fiction cover featuring 5 men writhing in test tubes with skull faces. Copy and title read:

a tale of sexperimental science

THE
FORGING
OF MY
FUCK MEN

FIVE MEN FORGED TO FUCK WHO HAVEN'T LEARNED TO WALK YET ALSO THEIR FACE IS A SKELETON'S FACE LADY — WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
SCARE ME TOO MUCH

JENNIFER DILDRIFF

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 1d

Eldritch Horror Kylo waiting for Hux to get back from work

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read:

When lonely nights turn bonely

Secret Sex Skeleton

PORRIDGE FIRM

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Gabriel “running away” from Flip

a woman is jumping in the air on a beach with the words " oyer punjabant " on the bottom

ALT: a woman is jumping in the air on a beach with the words " oyer punjabant " on the bottom

media.tenor.com

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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 2d

without reservation, lean into the things that make you happy, even—and perhaps especially—if they are cringe-worthy or deemed embarrassing by others. you only get one life: you might as well spend it doing the things that bring you joy.

essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 6d

Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Zimmalley

Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 2d

Got busted for driving erotically today

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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 2d

ICE BLUE SOFA + CRISP NAVY BATHROBE + MILLICENT 4EVR

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

Also sad that both of these apply to Kylo

Masha Hayim @mashahayim.bsky.social · 20d

It’s kind of unfortunate that “Baruch Dayan Emet” and “big dick energy” have the same acronym

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 2d

This is what radicalized Kylo

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 11

they put those little arm pistons on C-3PO to keep him from jacking off

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amp @kyloremus.bsky.social · 2d

demon hux is something i’m obligated to edit every october

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 4d

AU in which the KoR are French and Mitaka writes for the Guardian

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 4d

Ooh, #putitonHux

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 5d

🥺 I had no idea - thank you for sharing. Definitely sounds like a great role for Adam.

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 5d

Hux was the prize at the end (he’s a native of Twatt)

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Lydia B. Slade @lydiabslade.bsky.social · 5d

This is relevant to my interests 👀

adamdrivercentral @adamdrivercentral.bsky.social · 6d

NEWS! “ultimately landed on Driver, who is not only an Oscar-nominated actor but a former Marine who has always had interest in participating in a project on the military but only if it was the right story to tell.” deadline.com/2025/10/adam...

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