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Lyle Scout
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Blood Tribe (Blackfoot); disabled; humanist; he/him; stronger than you know.

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you"
It was such a disastrous and ignorant thing.
December 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I fucking hate those things.
December 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Fyre Festival
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
That would be funny if Trump invaded him.
December 18, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Trump shouldn't call him Liddle Marco. He's at least a foot and a half taller than that lamp.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I can't wait until the next Democratic president changes his name to "Fuckface" on his plaque.
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
His handlers must have gotten the doses wrong.
December 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's odd feeling pity for such a powerful country and it's people, but I do.
December 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They must have totally given up on his ability to communicate coherently if they're sending him out there with a slide deck.
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Did he even say anything about Venezuela?
December 18, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The current president? Seems unlikely...
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
He's mentally regressing. Couldn't they just give him some toy cars to play with instead?
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Probably went right over Temu Nosferatu's head.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Mar-a-Lago Face peer pressure
December 17, 2025 at 11:29 PM
He knows how repulsive he is.
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Melania first.
December 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Motherfuckers
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is worse than Bush and his yellowcake uranium bullshit.
December 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Trump bunch is down with eugenics.
December 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hannibal Lechter
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Good luck to him on his new career as an angry LEGO head.
December 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Hee's fucked for the next three years as a podcaster because he can't talk shit about the government or the Epstein Files.

All he has to rely on is his sparkling personality lol
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A great job...at sucking.
December 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It'll be nice to see all this crap ending up in a dumpster.
December 17, 2025 at 9:05 PM