Lyndsay Caitrin
@lyndsaycaitrin.bsky.social
she/her
Licensed and Bonded by the State of New York
instagram.com/lyndsaycaitrin
Licensed and Bonded by the State of New York
instagram.com/lyndsaycaitrin
Listening to "Mockingjay" and trying to hold onto something.
December 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Listening to "Mockingjay" and trying to hold onto something.
Just so you know how weird having a celebrity crush in your 30s is: it took me almost a week to look up Josh O'Connor's because I was afraid he'd be Gen Z.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just so you know how weird having a celebrity crush in your 30s is: it took me almost a week to look up Josh O'Connor's because I was afraid he'd be Gen Z.
To be fair, if I could find a guy that wanted to and could curb homelessness with affordable housing and make mass transportation accessible, I would put a ring on it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
To be fair, if I could find a guy that wanted to and could curb homelessness with affordable housing and make mass transportation accessible, I would put a ring on it.
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
I am Igor Rad and I will punch you.
December 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I am Igor Rad and I will punch you.
Four years later and I still think it was a crime that they cut "Green Green Dress" from "tick, tick... BOOM". Justice for Jonathan, Susan and that dress!
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Four years later and I still think it was a crime that they cut "Green Green Dress" from "tick, tick... BOOM". Justice for Jonathan, Susan and that dress!
Friendly reminder: MTG is not a good representative. Or person.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Friendly reminder: MTG is not a good representative. Or person.
I just rewrote the Golden Girls theme song to be about my crippling self hatred. 👍😬👍
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just rewrote the Golden Girls theme song to be about my crippling self hatred. 👍😬👍
Can I send the "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" article to my boss whenever I don't want to go to work?
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Can I send the "Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" article to my boss whenever I don't want to go to work?
When I was younger, I remember my dad telling me, "When you're young, you vote with your heart. When you get older, you vote with your head."
I'm 38, and it's #ElectionDay. Today my head and heart are telling me to vote to cancel out my dad's vote.
#vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I'm 38, and it's #ElectionDay. Today my head and heart are telling me to vote to cancel out my dad's vote.
#vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
When I was younger, I remember my dad telling me, "When you're young, you vote with your heart. When you get older, you vote with your head."
I'm 38, and it's #ElectionDay. Today my head and heart are telling me to vote to cancel out my dad's vote.
#vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I'm 38, and it's #ElectionDay. Today my head and heart are telling me to vote to cancel out my dad's vote.
#vote @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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No, CBS will not settle any lawsuits against them that people may bring for editing out over half of Trump’s interview since none of you are in a position of power to approve their merger with any other media companies.
November 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
No, CBS will not settle any lawsuits against them that people may bring for editing out over half of Trump’s interview since none of you are in a position of power to approve their merger with any other media companies.
@stephenking.bsky.social
Nobody appreciated my sister's costume at her Book Club Halloween Party. Do you approve?
Nobody appreciated my sister's costume at her Book Club Halloween Party. Do you approve?
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
@stephenking.bsky.social
Nobody appreciated my sister's costume at her Book Club Halloween Party. Do you approve?
Nobody appreciated my sister's costume at her Book Club Halloween Party. Do you approve?
People are like bras. When you need support, they're there, but you have to choose them. Bras/ Friends don't decide when your boobs/ you need to be lifted up.
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
People are like bras. When you need support, they're there, but you have to choose them. Bras/ Friends don't decide when your boobs/ you need to be lifted up.
Question: If I still my soul to the devil to never be in debt, would that negate the deal?
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Question: If I still my soul to the devil to never be in debt, would that negate the deal?
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Mockler: Did he ask Garland to go after someone? Trump sent a dm to Pam Bondi. This is unprecedented.
Downey: Garland, who sent the parental rights memo
Mockler: Biden, asked him to do that when?
Downey: Garland, who sent the parental rights memo
Mockler: Biden, asked him to do that when?
October 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mockler: Did he ask Garland to go after someone? Trump sent a dm to Pam Bondi. This is unprecedented.
Downey: Garland, who sent the parental rights memo
Mockler: Biden, asked him to do that when?
Downey: Garland, who sent the parental rights memo
Mockler: Biden, asked him to do that when?
You guys! My high school crush just liked my Instagram post!!!!
It's funny how I reacted to that given the fact that im almost 40 and he's gay. I guess you can take the girl outta LIC, but you can't take LIC outta the girl.
It's funny how I reacted to that given the fact that im almost 40 and he's gay. I guess you can take the girl outta LIC, but you can't take LIC outta the girl.
October 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You guys! My high school crush just liked my Instagram post!!!!
It's funny how I reacted to that given the fact that im almost 40 and he's gay. I guess you can take the girl outta LIC, but you can't take LIC outta the girl.
It's funny how I reacted to that given the fact that im almost 40 and he's gay. I guess you can take the girl outta LIC, but you can't take LIC outta the girl.
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Thank you, Senator Warren.
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Thank you, Senator Warren.
My brain is too busy to deal with the world today.
September 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My brain is too busy to deal with the world today.
The Girls Are Screaming www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/a...
The Girls Are Screaming
www.nytimes.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The Girls Are Screaming www.nytimes.com/2025/09/06/a...
Didn't know this was a hot take, but, slavery was bad. Point blank period.
August 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Didn't know this was a hot take, but, slavery was bad. Point blank period.
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Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.
August 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Hey, guys. Guess what we’re not talking about any more.
ICE Agents showing up to Newsom's speech to intimidate the governor and citizens. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
August 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
ICE Agents showing up to Newsom's speech to intimidate the governor and citizens. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.
I'm sorry, but does anybody think Trump actually signed over 1,500 pardons for the insurrectionists? That bitch can't even lift a glass without help. This whole autopen "controversy" is incredibly stupid.
July 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm sorry, but does anybody think Trump actually signed over 1,500 pardons for the insurrectionists? That bitch can't even lift a glass without help. This whole autopen "controversy" is incredibly stupid.
Political Pundits: (feigning Victorian shock) Oh no! Rep. Mamdani posted a photo of himself flipping off Columbus!
The Rest of Us: 🖕
The Rest of Us: 🖕
July 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Political Pundits: (feigning Victorian shock) Oh no! Rep. Mamdani posted a photo of himself flipping off Columbus!
The Rest of Us: 🖕
The Rest of Us: 🖕
Not enjoying the book you are currently reading to the point of avoiding it is so weird. Especially after three years of vigorous reading.
July 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Not enjoying the book you are currently reading to the point of avoiding it is so weird. Especially after three years of vigorous reading.