Christa Lyneis
@lyneis.bsky.social
Trying to use my superpowers to get through this situation.
The next reporter needed to re-ask the question.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The next reporter needed to re-ask the question.
Stupidity, ignorance, hubris and a big dose of cognitive dissonance.
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Stupidity, ignorance, hubris and a big dose of cognitive dissonance.
Love the Handmaid’s Tale language.
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Love the Handmaid’s Tale language.
Don’t forget about that pesky crossfire situation 🤦♀️
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Don’t forget about that pesky crossfire situation 🤦♀️
Add up the First, Second, Fourth, Fifth, Tenth and Fourteenth Amendments.
The sum is the 25th Amendment now.
The sum is the 25th Amendment now.
January 30, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Add up the First, Second, Fourth, Fifth, Tenth and Fourteenth Amendments.
The sum is the 25th Amendment now.
The sum is the 25th Amendment now.
I’m sure the sexist pedo-protecting Cheeto dusted shit stain will drop the Temu Barbie and blame her failures on the fact that she’s a female.
January 26, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I’m sure the sexist pedo-protecting Cheeto dusted shit stain will drop the Temu Barbie and blame her failures on the fact that she’s a female.
I’m sorry, murder is more concerning than doxing.
January 26, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I’m sorry, murder is more concerning than doxing.
I wonder if Felito knows that LB is a very happy place 🌈
If I see him in town, I’ll be sure to give him a proper California welcome. 😉
If I see him in town, I’ll be sure to give him a proper California welcome. 😉
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I wonder if Felito knows that LB is a very happy place 🌈
If I see him in town, I’ll be sure to give him a proper California welcome. 😉
If I see him in town, I’ll be sure to give him a proper California welcome. 😉
I guess I didn’t pray hard enough for Trump and his flight to Switzerland tonight.
January 21, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I guess I didn’t pray hard enough for Trump and his flight to Switzerland tonight.
Do you mean the Trump/Epstein Files?
The algorithms will love it!
The algorithms will love it!
January 17, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Do you mean the Trump/Epstein Files?
The algorithms will love it!
The algorithms will love it!
I’m sensing she’s not long for government employment. Wishful and hopeful thinking 😞
January 17, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I’m sensing she’s not long for government employment. Wishful and hopeful thinking 😞
January 16, 2026 at 8:54 PM