Lynn Simpson
@lynnsimpson.bsky.social
Yes to Scottish Independence. Pro-EU.
Fan of Aberdeen FC #StandFree
Fan of Aberdeen FC #StandFree
I live near Trump International Golf Links in Aberdeenshire, I think we should confiscate it and turn it into an onshore wind farm 😎
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I live near Trump International Golf Links in Aberdeenshire, I think we should confiscate it and turn it into an onshore wind farm 😎
Except Trump couldn't be bothered going back to the White House. Wouldn't want a little thing like an invasion of Venezuela to interfere with his weekend golf plans.
January 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Except Trump couldn't be bothered going back to the White House. Wouldn't want a little thing like an invasion of Venezuela to interfere with his weekend golf plans.
He just mentioned cocaine, and not one member of the press asked why he pardoned the Honduran ex-president.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
He just mentioned cocaine, and not one member of the press asked why he pardoned the Honduran ex-president.
I don't know why, but his writing reminded me of Patrick Bateman describing his colleague's business cards.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I don't know why, but his writing reminded me of Patrick Bateman describing his colleague's business cards.
It's the capital of Catalonia.
December 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It's the capital of Catalonia.
The Kennedy Centre is a memorial to a dead president. Trump adding his name is no better than adding graffiti to someone's gravestone.
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
The Kennedy Centre is a memorial to a dead president. Trump adding his name is no better than adding graffiti to someone's gravestone.
I got 50, and I'll be 48 next month, so I tried not to get too miffed 😂
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I got 50, and I'll be 48 next month, so I tried not to get too miffed 😂
Seems a good idea for folk who would find a big gym daunting, but those prices seem really expensive?!
December 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Seems a good idea for folk who would find a big gym daunting, but those prices seem really expensive?!
I'm wondering if we should get England to have the referendum instead of us. Ask them if they want rid of us. They voted for Brexit, so I bet they'd vote yes 👍
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I'm wondering if we should get England to have the referendum instead of us. Ask them if they want rid of us. They voted for Brexit, so I bet they'd vote yes 👍
So lovely to see her tail wagging ❤️
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So lovely to see her tail wagging ❤️
Hope it was painful.
October 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hope it was painful.
Jake ❤️
Sandy is also half Schnauzer and wonders if it could be an international celebration (and also whether it involves snacks)
Sandy is also half Schnauzer and wonders if it could be an international celebration (and also whether it involves snacks)
September 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Jake ❤️
Sandy is also half Schnauzer and wonders if it could be an international celebration (and also whether it involves snacks)
Sandy is also half Schnauzer and wonders if it could be an international celebration (and also whether it involves snacks)
If you choose to march with fascists, then you're a fascist too. I'm sick of the media being apologists for these "concerned patriots", they are racists and bigots and should be treated as such.
September 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you choose to march with fascists, then you're a fascist too. I'm sick of the media being apologists for these "concerned patriots", they are racists and bigots and should be treated as such.
I'm also guessing he doesn't know the plot of Apocalypse Now.
September 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I'm also guessing he doesn't know the plot of Apocalypse Now.
I'll also be out to tell Trump to fuck off on 26th July in Aberdeen. Will be good practice for September, when I can tell him to fuck off some more 😎
July 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I'll also be out to tell Trump to fuck off on 26th July in Aberdeen. Will be good practice for September, when I can tell him to fuck off some more 😎
Tiny pup, great big hero ❤️
July 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Tiny pup, great big hero ❤️
Thought I recognised the name. Same genius who posted (then deleted) this.
July 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Thought I recognised the name. Same genius who posted (then deleted) this.
I'd love someone to ask him what was so wrong with the previous Iran nuclear deal, other than it being put in place by Obama.
June 13, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I'd love someone to ask him what was so wrong with the previous Iran nuclear deal, other than it being put in place by Obama.
This reads to me as "force the British to say zed instead of zed". I await my cyborg.
May 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This reads to me as "force the British to say zed instead of zed". I await my cyborg.
Does Trump not realise that Russia could end the war any day they wanted by just fucking off back to Russia? 😡
March 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Does Trump not realise that Russia could end the war any day they wanted by just fucking off back to Russia? 😡