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🧤 GARAGE SALE

Various items. Vandalism in progress. Second & Palm.
January 20, 2026 at 2:36 AM
🚴‍♂️ TRAINING DAY

Perfect weather for a bike ride. Hot chicken salad at the finish line. On Fig.
January 19, 2026 at 9:59 AM
🩳 GARAGE SALE

Contact Jonathan (747-555-0050) Bring your own displays. First & Oak.
January 18, 2026 at 6:53 PM
👨‍🦯 CAR-FREE

Closed to car traffic for Handshakefest. Enjoy the fresh air. Highway 41.
January 18, 2026 at 4:30 AM
🌡 WEATHER

Rain showers in vicinity fog/mist likely. Don't forget your sweaters.
January 17, 2026 at 1:16 PM
🏠 ENCAMPMENT

Requesting donations of briefses. Hot squab chicken (half) served at Hotel Delphoria.
January 16, 2026 at 9:49 PM
🍰 ART & ALCOHOL

Mentors present Tuesday @ Wino Willy's. Crews responding.
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 AM
👞 GARAGE SALE

Proceeds go to Configuration Club. Volunteers welcome. Ninth & Poppy.
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 PM
🚵‍♀️ CYCLE-THON

Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Bring your friends. On Rose.
January 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
👨‍🦽 CLOSED TO MOTOR VEHICLES

Sponsored by Women's Sisterhood of Sandal-Bearers. Say hello to your neighbour. Highway 41.
January 14, 2026 at 9:55 AM
🚲 TRAINING DAY

Perfect weather for a bike ride. Bring your friends. Eighth between Oak & Lily.
January 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
🏡 WITH OPEN ARMS

The community welcomes Grant Smith, whose recovery was painstaking. 'I missed my friend's finnan haddie!'
January 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
🚴‍♀️ TOUR DE LYTTON

New lanes open. Set a new PR. Highway 41.
January 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
☂ WEATHER

Heavy ice pellets rain becoming showers in vicinity fog. Don't forget your sunglasseses.
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
🏖 LEMONADE STAND

Cody & Cody Campbell. Freshly squeezed. Sixth & Poppy.
January 11, 2026 at 6:58 AM
🍵 FEAST FOR THE SENSES

Try a full spread of mixed ice cream. Wednesday @ Wino Willy's. Identity theft ongoing.
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
🥤 LEMONADE STAND

Zachary & Rylee Simmons. Refreshing. Parkway Drive & Oak.
January 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
☠ OBITUARY

Lily Julia Hill (57 yrs) Love, always.
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
🌥 WEATHER

Unseasonal haze. POP: 45%
January 8, 2026 at 6:57 PM
🚴‍♀️ TOUR DE LYTTON

New lanes open. Bring a brandy peaches for the road.
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
🍩 BAKED GOODS

Raising funds for Association for the Yijis. PWYC. Fifth & Lily.
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
🩳 GARAGE SALE

Contact Brooke (415-555-1318) White collar crime in progress. Tenth & Oak.
January 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
🚲 CYCLE-THON

Perfect weather for a bike ride. Bring your friends. First between Poppy & Lily.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 AM
🚵‍♀️ TRAINING DAY

Join the Lytton Cycling Club. Bring a Turkish coffee for the road. Highway 41.
January 5, 2026 at 3:53 PM
🚴‍♀️ TOUR DE LYTTON

Perfect weather for a bike ride. Hot park cheese at the finish line. Second & Oak.
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM