I hereby demand a law reaffirming a thing that is already the law.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I hereby demand a law reaffirming a thing that is already the law.
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me….
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me….
Went home from a bar with a lady. Fell off her bed while hooking up and went face first into her nightstand. Broken nose.
That was 19 years ago. We’ve been married for 16 years.
That was 19 years ago. We’ve been married for 16 years.
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Went home from a bar with a lady. Fell off her bed while hooking up and went face first into her nightstand. Broken nose.
That was 19 years ago. We’ve been married for 16 years.
That was 19 years ago. We’ve been married for 16 years.
I once asked Paris Hilton for directions on the street in Malibu.
December 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I once asked Paris Hilton for directions on the street in Malibu.
Neal Stephenson’s the Baroque Cycle.
The whole. God. Damned. Thing.
Probably as a mini-series.
The whole. God. Damned. Thing.
Probably as a mini-series.
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Neal Stephenson’s the Baroque Cycle.
The whole. God. Damned. Thing.
Probably as a mini-series.
The whole. God. Damned. Thing.
Probably as a mini-series.
Grubhub cancelled your Chinese food delivery.
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Grubhub cancelled your Chinese food delivery.
“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
Mixed bag here. Seeing dinosaurs? Awesome. Dying in the jungle? Less so.
Mixed bag here. Seeing dinosaurs? Awesome. Dying in the jungle? Less so.
a large t-rex statue is standing in a building with its mouth open
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December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
Mixed bag here. Seeing dinosaurs? Awesome. Dying in the jungle? Less so.
Mixed bag here. Seeing dinosaurs? Awesome. Dying in the jungle? Less so.
Agree. And I’m a lawyer.
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Agree. And I’m a lawyer.
He’s not even in the MFL player database anymore.
December 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
He’s not even in the MFL player database anymore.
A duck egg autographed by Steve Spurrier.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A duck egg autographed by Steve Spurrier.
Right-down-up right-down-up
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Right-down-up right-down-up
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Post a famous bathroom scene.
a man in a purple robe sits in a pink toilet
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November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Living in New Orleans, I think we might be Mordor. Good with that.
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Living in New Orleans, I think we might be Mordor. Good with that.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
You’ve sent me down the rabbit hole of live Rush performances on YouTube.
What a band. I knew this already but man. What a band.
What a band. I knew this already but man. What a band.
October 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
You’ve sent me down the rabbit hole of live Rush performances on YouTube.
What a band. I knew this already but man. What a band.
What a band. I knew this already but man. What a band.
Using incredibly accurate and exact science, which cannot be questioned, about the same.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Using incredibly accurate and exact science, which cannot be questioned, about the same.