Matt Cassidy
@m-cassidy.bsky.social
J. Crew Factory Outlet Sales Associate of the Month for July of 2002
Oh I pictured you listening "The End" about three times and dissassociating before returning to news of his reinstatement.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Oh I pictured you listening "The End" about three times and dissassociating before returning to news of his reinstatement.
I hope you enjoyed that half hour.
February 4, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I hope you enjoyed that half hour.
Not sure if it was the intent, but I definitely read "It's official" in Dave Moody's voice.
February 4, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Not sure if it was the intent, but I definitely read "It's official" in Dave Moody's voice.
"hamburger fifty dollars and die of mumps at casino" is not nearly as catchy as "baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet" - but it's probably the slogan we deserve.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"hamburger fifty dollars and die of mumps at casino" is not nearly as catchy as "baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet" - but it's probably the slogan we deserve.
Eat it in your truck in the parking lot. Wash it down with a Four Loko.
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Eat it in your truck in the parking lot. Wash it down with a Four Loko.
Good ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it.
January 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Good ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it.
I thought 1970s would be: bear my child 13 year old lady + vans
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I thought 1970s would be: bear my child 13 year old lady + vans
You should get a quaint little sign for the mantle with "Fuckin' Ickey Shuffle like no one's going to call you a soup sandwich" painted in cursive.
January 18, 2026 at 6:43 PM
You should get a quaint little sign for the mantle with "Fuckin' Ickey Shuffle like no one's going to call you a soup sandwich" painted in cursive.
That reminds me of my favorite Lincoln quote: "Ugghh...I kind of wish we would stop saying "Abolish the Confederacy" - it's just not polling well with some key demographics."
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
That reminds me of my favorite Lincoln quote: "Ugghh...I kind of wish we would stop saying "Abolish the Confederacy" - it's just not polling well with some key demographics."
Am I correct to assume that this probably has to do with a Door Dashed burrito?
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Am I correct to assume that this probably has to do with a Door Dashed burrito?
I was wondering if you were going to have room for both the Mamdani bus and the skeleton. That answers that.
January 7, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I was wondering if you were going to have room for both the Mamdani bus and the skeleton. That answers that.
I started to read the statement but only got as far as learning the Prime Minister of Poland's name is Tusk. If he doesn't enter all state functions to the USC Marching Band's drumline...why even have that name and be a Prime Minister?
January 6, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I started to read the statement but only got as far as learning the Prime Minister of Poland's name is Tusk. If he doesn't enter all state functions to the USC Marching Band's drumline...why even have that name and be a Prime Minister?
To be honest - that's actually a really good reason.
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 PM
To be honest - that's actually a really good reason.
I was a little bit older but definitely had a "No, we are not stopping at THAT rest area, you will have to hold it" conversation with my parents. It had the same ending as yours.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I was a little bit older but definitely had a "No, we are not stopping at THAT rest area, you will have to hold it" conversation with my parents. It had the same ending as yours.
It now just says "No, not like that."
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
It now just says "No, not like that."
I am not sure this is helping to make the case for a 4-day work week.
January 5, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I am not sure this is helping to make the case for a 4-day work week.
(Well same, but my own wife).
January 2, 2026 at 3:37 AM
(Well same, but my own wife).
But last year didn’t they show up while you were still wearing your King Jareth from Labyrinth costume?
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
But last year didn’t they show up while you were still wearing your King Jareth from Labyrinth costume?
Hey, you ordered the “meat burrito”.
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hey, you ordered the “meat burrito”.
Bubba's massive shift in attitude and outlook was really refreshing. An underrated story in 2025.
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Bubba's massive shift in attitude and outlook was really refreshing. An underrated story in 2025.
The records: Rumours, Tusk, 3 from Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, Bread's "Baby I'm-a Want You", and "York Pennsylvania Traditional Christmas Carols Played on the Factory Steam Whistle at New York Wire Company".
(this is also my answer to "What radicalized you?")
(this is also my answer to "What radicalized you?")
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
The records: Rumours, Tusk, 3 from Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band, Bread's "Baby I'm-a Want You", and "York Pennsylvania Traditional Christmas Carols Played on the Factory Steam Whistle at New York Wire Company".
(this is also my answer to "What radicalized you?")
(this is also my answer to "What radicalized you?")
For me it was the family getting a new stereo system. Everyone was excited about the dual tape deck but "hey, let's get out some old records, see how they sound on the new speakers."
December 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
For me it was the family getting a new stereo system. Everyone was excited about the dual tape deck but "hey, let's get out some old records, see how they sound on the new speakers."
Start claiming everyone is a “crisis actor” in clearly non-crisis situations.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Start claiming everyone is a “crisis actor” in clearly non-crisis situations.