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“All shall fuck me, and despair.”
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
About a month ago I had a co-worker tell me, proudly, that he always threw his student loan bills in the trash. Reader, do I even need to tell you who he voted for?
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The Trump administration will begin garnishing wages of student loan borrowers in default starting in January, the Education Department told CNN. https://cnn.it/3MSjMyz
December 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I saw a lot of people saying “this fight must be fixed, no way Paul really thinks he can hang with Joshua.” But that is the look of a man who, having learned boxing for the likes, has realized that in no way can he hang with Anthony Joshua, and that it could be a lethal miscalculation.
December 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What the fuck is Trump talking about? Venezuela has never had a single land dispute with us. Their oil is all theirs; they have a state-run company to handle it. They’ve never stolen a fucking thing from us.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Going to war with Venezuela is a real, real bad idea. They have a big army and the populace doesn’t want us there to an even bigger degree than Iraq in 2003.
December 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I know “Trump is racist” doesn’t seem new to a lot of people. But this is, by far, the most racist thing a president has said in my lifetime — and it’s not even the most racist thing Trump has said *this year*
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Straight-up sociopath.

Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I still believe in the inherent goodness of people enough that I heard about the Coast Guard swastika story and thought, “that can’t be real.”
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Too many perfect albums came out the year I was 16. Enter the Wu-Tang, Doggystyle, Siamese Dream, Pearl Jam’s “Vs” … even Janet Jackson’s “Janet” is a banger.
November 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
The Epstein shit dropping so fast and so often, I can’t keep up even though I work nights.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Why does Kash Patel always look like he is on a bad trip. I mean I am a guy who inadvertently bulges his eyes for photos sometimes, and even I do not understand what is going on with this dude.
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
TRUMP: here it comes here’s some fucking news. Are you ready? Here it comes. I don’t think you’re ready. Here it comes. Front page news. Here you go. Are you ready? Here it is: I’m a fucking moron
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?

TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is

O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.

TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
What the fuck?
Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."
October 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Promoting the editor-in-chief's personal side project. Zero named sources in a story that promotes the editor-in-chief's personal political position. Misspelling the subject's name. It took one day for CBS News to become a conservative blog.

www.cbsnews.com/video/some-n...
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
The guy who advanced in politics despite barely being able to form a sentence is crooked AF? I’m shocked.
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
RIP Robert Redford, one of the greatest to ever do it.
September 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I was warning people at this time last year that Poland would be next if Trump got elected. It sucks to be right.
September 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is really important. I’m seeing a lot of people on here credulously reporting the “bigballs wasn’t carjacked, he was harassing and trying to pick up a 15-year-old” line. And bigballs does sure seem like a piece of shit. But we have no evidence of the harassment claim at all.
The account that made this viral post uses a AI-generated stock photo as their profile picture, and the main claim that Big Balls "was harassing and trying to pick up the 15-year-old girl" is not in the article.

We are not immune from disinformation.
August 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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The Independent has identified Eric Lendrum as the DHS PR officer responsible for a relentless flood of social media posts on DHS pages using Nazis memes, slogans and images. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
DHS speechwriter linked to hateful social accounts
‘They are not migrants. They are not ‘undocumented.’ They are an invading army. The largest invasion in American history,’ DHS speechwriter writes on X
www.independent.co.uk
August 18, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Trump at war with Iran is going to be just like Trump at war with COVID — a million premature declarations of victory while a hundred thousand people die.
June 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Trump wants the American military to open fire on American citizens. He thinks it’s good for him if that happens.
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Remember, Trump and Stephen Miller are saying that this is an “insurrection”
HAPPENING NOW: Aerial coverage of protesters marching peacefully in LA to protest ongoing ICE raid operations and Trump’s federalization of the National Guard

Reporter: “What we’re looking at right now is a quiet, organized group and demonstrators marching peacefully to their destination.”
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM