If tiktok gets bought by meta then I'm going back to bathing in the blood of my enemies. I need volunteers to donate a couple pints each so the tub of blood will just cover my Fatman titties.

Have you noticed that our Gregorian calendar seems to be off, when compared to the seasonal weather changes happening now? I'm gonna blame the oligarchs for fucking with the time line.

Since it was so easy for the government to ban our freedom of speech with the ban on Tiktok. Shouldn't it be just as easy to rectify the 2nd amendment. After all Tiktok was making us money. Guns just kill our children.

Is the reason California is burning bc Diddy kept spilling his lube?