Matthias U
@m-u.xyz
Very nice, as usual.
Minor nit: "Hollowed halls"? Umm, hallowed …
Minor nit: "Hollowed halls"? Umm, hallowed …
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Very nice, as usual.
Minor nit: "Hollowed halls"? Umm, hallowed …
Minor nit: "Hollowed halls"? Umm, hallowed …
When you're that obvious, cats don't learn to keep away. They learn to leg it when you open the door. Need to be way more subtle than that.
October 22, 2025 at 6:48 AM
When you're that obvious, cats don't learn to keep away. They learn to leg it when you open the door. Need to be way more subtle than that.
Those options are not mutually exclusive.
September 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Those options are not mutually exclusive.
Ich finde das an der Stelle nicht problematisch, zumal sich die Passagiere eh dasselbe gedacht haben dürften.
September 22, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Ich finde das an der Stelle nicht problematisch, zumal sich die Passagiere eh dasselbe gedacht haben dürften.
Nobody. "They" is a grammatically valid 3rd person singular pronoun. The question is what all this gendering nonsense is good for in a situation w/ one man and one woman.
August 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Nobody. "They" is a grammatically valid 3rd person singular pronoun. The question is what all this gendering nonsense is good for in a situation w/ one man and one woman.
Doesn't mean you get a pass on us judging you for that catapostrophe. "Its", dammit.
August 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Doesn't mean you get a pass on us judging you for that catapostrophe. "Its", dammit.
Doesn't change the fact that this is far more likely to be a half remembered episode of Flipper than something that really happened.
August 8, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Doesn't change the fact that this is far more likely to be a half remembered episode of Flipper than something that really happened.
You can touch boobs instead of looking at them. Not quite possible with the stars.
August 8, 2025 at 9:39 AM
You can touch boobs instead of looking at them. Not quite possible with the stars.
"smuggly". Based on your inability to spell, would you hire yourself?
July 6, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"smuggly". Based on your inability to spell, would you hire yourself?
That's nonsense. The only effect will be to confuse the AIs so people who *do* look for trans chocolate leather queens will (sometimes) see (chunks of) your work.
June 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
That's nonsense. The only effect will be to confuse the AIs so people who *do* look for trans chocolate leather queens will (sometimes) see (chunks of) your work.
Assuming this is true, what the fuck is so hard about telling her? Your fess is that you're a wuss. Grow some.
June 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Assuming this is true, what the fuck is so hard about telling her? Your fess is that you're a wuss. Grow some.
… yet another fess from guys who don't have the freakin' cojones to *talk* to their (supposed) *partner*. 🥱
June 16, 2025 at 7:08 AM
… yet another fess from guys who don't have the freakin' cojones to *talk* to their (supposed) *partner*. 🥱
Also, homonyms. It's not *that* hard to remember which is which.
June 16, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Also, homonyms. It's not *that* hard to remember which is which.
Asshats like you are the reason that these days we only see crap from China-or-wherever online, where the cost of making the thing is €2.50 and thus they can still make a profit when they bin all those "returns".
June 16, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Asshats like you are the reason that these days we only see crap from China-or-wherever online, where the cost of making the thing is €2.50 and thus they can still make a profit when they bin all those "returns".
Yes they do. And no, no more crinkling.
June 3, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Yes they do. And no, no more crinkling.
I'm not forgetting that one. I simply refuse to splatter my bathroom with stray and/or rebound droplets. Also you're forgetting (e) install a freakin' urinal already, along with a bidet of course. Right. When I get around to building an annex to the bathroom I'll put those in.
June 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I'm not forgetting that one. I simply refuse to splatter my bathroom with stray and/or rebound droplets. Also you're forgetting (e) install a freakin' urinal already, along with a bidet of course. Right. When I get around to building an annex to the bathroom I'll put those in.
In einer vernünftigen Brennkammer bleiben von Holz so um die 0.5% zurück. Der Rest verschwindet gasförmig.
May 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In einer vernünftigen Brennkammer bleiben von Holz so um die 0.5% zurück. Der Rest verschwindet gasförmig.
Answering a harmless annoyance with a possibly-quite-serious infection isn't The Way. He can get a couple of quite serious bugs from that — and if the rest of his hygiene is as good as his willingness to clean up the loo, so will you, eventually.
May 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Answering a harmless annoyance with a possibly-quite-serious infection isn't The Way. He can get a couple of quite serious bugs from that — and if the rest of his hygiene is as good as his willingness to clean up the loo, so will you, eventually.
Oh come on, how the fuck could that possibly happen? Two logic errors in one sentence …
May 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Oh come on, how the fuck could that possibly happen? Two logic errors in one sentence …
He's not going to get cholera from that.
The stuff he *can* get from it is scary enough.
The stuff he *can* get from it is scary enough.
May 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
He's not going to get cholera from that.
The stuff he *can* get from it is scary enough.
The stuff he *can* get from it is scary enough.
Seriously there's no freakin' way in hell the thing didn't come out with your next dump.
May 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Seriously there's no freakin' way in hell the thing didn't come out with your next dump.
So get them ripped out. They'll stay away sooner or later.
May 25, 2025 at 8:22 AM
So get them ripped out. They'll stay away sooner or later.