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Chris Gale
@m0nastic.bsky.social
📍DC 📸 (also infosec/privacy)
https://chrisgale.photo
One step closer to my dream of eating a meal made entirely of items retrieved from Wollaston beach!
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I was so excited to queue up the video for the watch-along and absolutely lost it when things started to go off the rails immediately, I have genuinely not laughed that hard out loud in ages.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Whatever the opposite of from your lips to god's ears is.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Like good periods of history are never referred to as "winters"
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
"So the carrots and potatoes you're adding to this bath are like a skin treatment? This is like one of those fancy spas."
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm mostly in the same boat, although I think the movie I've seen the most is Necessary Roughness or Short Circuit.
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"Sorry boys I'm already registered for the short pier, good luck though!"
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I miss the outside seating at Shanghai Garden, inside was a little grim towards the end! ;)
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I still miss the Delhi Dhaba that was there before they got rid of the shopping center, that was my go to spot in my neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
and for good reason!
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
A lot of time when I'm in NYC I get bbq at Virgils which is a huge place with a giant-ass sign right off Times Square and should mathematically not be able to be good but it's fucking great.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have never come around on the Beatles, but I had the misfortune growing up of hearing them after hearing the Monkees and despite how insane it sounds, I always think of them as a Monkees knock off. But also no one should take my music advice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"And then he says, 'Is this U2?'...'No, I don't think so.'...'You're right; this is The Fat Boys, Wipeout'. "
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
whichever of those he's using in the chorus to Take it or Leave it
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
When he played for the Bears I said it was because they were the Bears and now that he's with the Jets I don't know that it's fair to shift the blame considering their QB history.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Can't wait!
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It was the best of sellers, it was the worst of sellers.
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They would have to grease the sides of the pyramid.
November 3, 2025 at 12:41 AM
let me put out the bat signal.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM