Chris Gale
@m0nastic.bsky.social
📍DC 📸 (also infosec/privacy)
https://chrisgale.photo
https://chrisgale.photo
Also, Azimov's 4th law should be that if you make a robot humanoid you have to be able to kick it in the balls no matter what.
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Also, Azimov's 4th law should be that if you make a robot humanoid you have to be able to kick it in the balls no matter what.
Robot chiropractor is going to be one of the last remaining human jobs
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Robot chiropractor is going to be one of the last remaining human jobs
One step closer to my dream of eating a meal made entirely of items retrieved from Wollaston beach!
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
One step closer to my dream of eating a meal made entirely of items retrieved from Wollaston beach!
I was so excited to queue up the video for the watch-along and absolutely lost it when things started to go off the rails immediately, I have genuinely not laughed that hard out loud in ages.
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I was so excited to queue up the video for the watch-along and absolutely lost it when things started to go off the rails immediately, I have genuinely not laughed that hard out loud in ages.
Whatever the opposite of from your lips to god's ears is.
December 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Whatever the opposite of from your lips to god's ears is.
Like good periods of history are never referred to as "winters"
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Like good periods of history are never referred to as "winters"
"So the carrots and potatoes you're adding to this bath are like a skin treatment? This is like one of those fancy spas."
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
"So the carrots and potatoes you're adding to this bath are like a skin treatment? This is like one of those fancy spas."
I'm mostly in the same boat, although I think the movie I've seen the most is Necessary Roughness or Short Circuit.
December 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm mostly in the same boat, although I think the movie I've seen the most is Necessary Roughness or Short Circuit.
"Sorry boys I'm already registered for the short pier, good luck though!"
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"Sorry boys I'm already registered for the short pier, good luck though!"
I miss the outside seating at Shanghai Garden, inside was a little grim towards the end! ;)
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I miss the outside seating at Shanghai Garden, inside was a little grim towards the end! ;)
I still miss the Delhi Dhaba that was there before they got rid of the shopping center, that was my go to spot in my neighborhood.
December 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I still miss the Delhi Dhaba that was there before they got rid of the shopping center, that was my go to spot in my neighborhood.
and for good reason!
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
and for good reason!
A lot of time when I'm in NYC I get bbq at Virgils which is a huge place with a giant-ass sign right off Times Square and should mathematically not be able to be good but it's fucking great.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
A lot of time when I'm in NYC I get bbq at Virgils which is a huge place with a giant-ass sign right off Times Square and should mathematically not be able to be good but it's fucking great.
I have never come around on the Beatles, but I had the misfortune growing up of hearing them after hearing the Monkees and despite how insane it sounds, I always think of them as a Monkees knock off. But also no one should take my music advice.
November 23, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I have never come around on the Beatles, but I had the misfortune growing up of hearing them after hearing the Monkees and despite how insane it sounds, I always think of them as a Monkees knock off. But also no one should take my music advice.
"And then he says, 'Is this U2?'...'No, I don't think so.'...'You're right; this is The Fat Boys, Wipeout'. "
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"And then he says, 'Is this U2?'...'No, I don't think so.'...'You're right; this is The Fat Boys, Wipeout'. "
whichever of those he's using in the chorus to Take it or Leave it
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
whichever of those he's using in the chorus to Take it or Leave it
When he played for the Bears I said it was because they were the Bears and now that he's with the Jets I don't know that it's fair to shift the blame considering their QB history.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
When he played for the Bears I said it was because they were the Bears and now that he's with the Jets I don't know that it's fair to shift the blame considering their QB history.