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Gabe Uhtzeks
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· Nov 18
Reintroduction thread:
Name: Mikey
Pronouns: He/Him 🙋🏻♂️
Location: FL (relocation imminent)
Interests: Travel, Musi, Football Video Games, Movies, Board Games
Vocation: Pharmacist
Name: Mikey
Pronouns: He/Him 🙋🏻♂️
Location: FL (relocation imminent)
Interests: Travel, Musi, Football Video Games, Movies, Board Games
Vocation: Pharmacist
It’s “Lorde’s Shapeshifter on repeat” and I think it will be for the foreseeable future
January 24, 2026 at 4:25 AM
It’s “Lorde’s Shapeshifter on repeat” and I think it will be for the foreseeable future
Can I have permission to call Colton Underwood a slur, thanks.
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Can I have permission to call Colton Underwood a slur, thanks.
I’ve been in retail for half my life but my upcoming relocation to MN is making me seriously contemplate a change. I’ve literally never had to write a resume so I’m dipping my toe in uncharted waters.
January 22, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I’ve been in retail for half my life but my upcoming relocation to MN is making me seriously contemplate a change. I’ve literally never had to write a resume so I’m dipping my toe in uncharted waters.
This season just got infinitely better thank god for that banishment
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This season just got infinitely better thank god for that banishment
Gonna go out and say it, three episodes in and this season is so much better than last. The traitors actually like each other and the faithfuls aren’t complete dumbasses.
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Gonna go out and say it, three episodes in and this season is so much better than last. The traitors actually like each other and the faithfuls aren’t complete dumbasses.
So ready for Traitors to be the only thing I talk about for the foreseeable future. Lisa Rinna, yes. Also please kill Michael Rappaport and fast. 🤮🤮🤮
January 9, 2026 at 3:12 AM
So ready for Traitors to be the only thing I talk about for the foreseeable future. Lisa Rinna, yes. Also please kill Michael Rappaport and fast. 🤮🤮🤮
My top 4 records of the year. Let’s hope 2026 brings more great music and hopefully the overdue passing of a certain entrepreneur made famous by a cameo on the hit movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
My top 4 records of the year. Let’s hope 2026 brings more great music and hopefully the overdue passing of a certain entrepreneur made famous by a cameo on the hit movie Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
Elphaba, who is seen as virtuous yet prone to militant acts of rebellion, ended up having to fake her own death and escape.
Glinda, the complicit and seemingly powerless of the two, was able to dismantle the government and effectively take over as leader in a day.
Glinda, the complicit and seemingly powerless of the two, was able to dismantle the government and effectively take over as leader in a day.
November 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Elphaba, who is seen as virtuous yet prone to militant acts of rebellion, ended up having to fake her own death and escape.
Glinda, the complicit and seemingly powerless of the two, was able to dismantle the government and effectively take over as leader in a day.
Glinda, the complicit and seemingly powerless of the two, was able to dismantle the government and effectively take over as leader in a day.
I turn 40 today and not only is it my bday but also national coming out day. My chosen online moniker was selected because it’s a homophone of Gay Buttsex. And I too am a type of homo
October 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I turn 40 today and not only is it my bday but also national coming out day. My chosen online moniker was selected because it’s a homophone of Gay Buttsex. And I too am a type of homo
As of last the two worst teams in the NFL (at least for now) are the cowboys and the chiefs, and as a long time 49ers fan and a JB9 aficionado, this makes me so damn happy.
September 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
As of last the two worst teams in the NFL (at least for now) are the cowboys and the chiefs, and as a long time 49ers fan and a JB9 aficionado, this makes me so damn happy.
Listening to Hayley and I’m so obsessed with Whim it’s such a cute lil song.
August 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Listening to Hayley and I’m so obsessed with Whim it’s such a cute lil song.
Orlandoversary was a hit. The Helios grand hotel is much smaller than expected, but the amenities were nice. Best aspect was direct access to Epic Universe. The parts of the park we went to were absolutely amazing… we fully avoided the HP⚡️ portion. Fuck JKR
July 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Orlandoversary was a hit. The Helios grand hotel is much smaller than expected, but the amenities were nice. Best aspect was direct access to Epic Universe. The parts of the park we went to were absolutely amazing… we fully avoided the HP⚡️ portion. Fuck JKR
Trying out this new hotel for Orlandoversary. So far it’s been pretty… epic! 🍅🍅🍅
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Trying out this new hotel for Orlandoversary. So far it’s been pretty… epic! 🍅🍅🍅
Born to be a tyrant, forced to be patient while dad takes his silly pictures
July 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Born to be a tyrant, forced to be patient while dad takes his silly pictures
This is how SKB looks at you when she wants couch time. (She’s not allowed to jump onto the couch herself, but is allowed up if asking nicely)
June 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This is how SKB looks at you when she wants couch time. (She’s not allowed to jump onto the couch herself, but is allowed up if asking nicely)
My MIL has the cutest cat. Not anywhere near as friendly as Des, but she’s cute and fluffy.
May 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My MIL has the cutest cat. Not anywhere near as friendly as Des, but she’s cute and fluffy.
Kettering-The Antlers
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May 28, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Kettering-The Antlers
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FL ➡️ MN Have a great holiday weekend, friends.
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
FL ➡️ MN Have a great holiday weekend, friends.
Wow I graduated pharmacy school 12 years ago…. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wow I graduated pharmacy school 12 years ago…. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
Oh and just to give context to the picture, we had our graduation on Monday.
I’m so into the Starbucks cherry chai right now
April 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I’m so into the Starbucks cherry chai right now
ISO ways to get Joe’s crest of reliability tattooed without being mistaken for a practicing Christian.
April 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ISO ways to get Joe’s crest of reliability tattooed without being mistaken for a practicing Christian.
Here’s my Giant Barb, Hyacinth. Absolutely loving patch 8 of bg3.
April 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Here’s my Giant Barb, Hyacinth. Absolutely loving patch 8 of bg3.
Tbh I’m not a fan how thin and fair my body hair is. It’s giving naked mole rat.
April 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Tbh I’m not a fan how thin and fair my body hair is. It’s giving naked mole rat.
One thing about SKB is that this goofy girl will lock in the second a camera is pointed at her. Very Alex Consani coded.
April 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
One thing about SKB is that this goofy girl will lock in the second a camera is pointed at her. Very Alex Consani coded.