Mike
@m11909.bsky.social
I’d say that’s a typo but boomers basically punch us in the face like we’re a Batman villain, so it’s not wrong.
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I’d say that’s a typo but boomers basically punch us in the face like we’re a Batman villain, so it’s not wrong.
Ohhhh. I should be more cynical.
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Ohhhh. I should be more cynical.
Wait, a passport? The thing owned by well travelled liberals, and not so much by people who have never been more than 50 miles from home?
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Wait, a passport? The thing owned by well travelled liberals, and not so much by people who have never been more than 50 miles from home?
Plus you would make the Wu-Tang proud, and that’s important.
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Plus you would make the Wu-Tang proud, and that’s important.
Is that a… collie / pit mix? Who is that guy?
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Is that a… collie / pit mix? Who is that guy?
Now you’re just making up guys
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Now you’re just making up guys
Worst Dear Penthouse letter yet.
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Worst Dear Penthouse letter yet.
“Christopher Nolan looks at time like Quentin Tarantino looks at feet” lmao
January 28, 2026 at 5:26 PM
“Christopher Nolan looks at time like Quentin Tarantino looks at feet” lmao
Oh my god can this guy please just eat 1,000 dicks, choke, and die?
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Oh my god can this guy please just eat 1,000 dicks, choke, and die?
How often do coordinators lateral into the same role with a different team? The only way he was leaving was a promotion, so this changes nothing.
January 22, 2026 at 12:36 AM
How often do coordinators lateral into the same role with a different team? The only way he was leaving was a promotion, so this changes nothing.
That run from 2019-present is wild.
January 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
That run from 2019-present is wild.
Sing em right in Debussy
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Sing em right in Debussy
I meant the FHSA, but I know what you mean.
January 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I meant the FHSA, but I know what you mean.
It’s cool though, we raised our withdrawal limit from CAD $35k to CAD $60k. That’ll do the trick.
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It’s cool though, we raised our withdrawal limit from CAD $35k to CAD $60k. That’ll do the trick.
We did this in Canada about 5 years ago. As you can guess, it did absolutely nothing.
January 16, 2026 at 9:17 PM
We did this in Canada about 5 years ago. As you can guess, it did absolutely nothing.
Tim Duncan of dumb posts
January 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Tim Duncan of dumb posts