m214snickers.bsky.social
@m214snickers.bsky.social
No I understood what you were getting at was just messin with you no harm intended homie sorry
December 8, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Imagine being compared to the largest terrestrial predatory lizard that preys on creatures 2-4x’s their size. What an insult
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Speaking of dying of sepsis apparently it’s being debated if the Komodo dragon is actually venmous and it’s not bacteria that kills
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hell yeah naturally low serotonin gang 😎
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wouldn’t that make you a plant? Sun and warmth just helps regulate body temperature for exotherms
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Lmao how many Israeli citizens will get fucked by this 💀
December 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Why doesn’t the onion do like their own jubilee thing where they invite an expert but the expert is surrounded by comedians and improv creators who just say the most outlandish and outrageous shit possible
December 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Just tell em they’re gonna have to pay rent if they don’t stop. Works better than an exorcism
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Bro really thought he ate with this forgetting his greatest achievement in life is being a nepo-baby and friends with Trump while Kelly has literally been an astronaut lmao
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What do you think it smelled like in there
November 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
“Wacky Majorie” goes hard
November 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
When do you think we’ll go back to people not worshipping politicians and making that their personality
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Holy shit it’s only been 6 weeks?
November 3, 2025 at 9:35 AM
“My wife- as I said at TPUSA where I definitely did not lovingly embrace the widow I am having an affair with- is a blessing”
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Funniest possible sequence of replies lol
November 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM