Melanie || Tortured Poet Manor 🐍🏚️
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38 • Born in 🇩🇪 • Raised in 🇫🇷 • 📍Orlando • Furmommy • Witch • Goth Swiftie • French pastry connoisseur • Mental Health & Human Rights Advocate • Horror/Haunt Lover • INFJ 👉🏻 All opinions are my own.
It’s okay. You want to raise grocery pricing? We started our own garden at this point. Next up: we’re looking at chicken coops.
April 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s okay. You want to raise grocery pricing? We started our own garden at this point. Next up: we’re looking at chicken coops.
“Just because you read it in a magazine or see it on the TV screen don't make it factual, actual…She's blonde and she's bisexual!” - Michael Jackson 🎤🕶️🎼 #MJTheMusical
March 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
“Just because you read it in a magazine or see it on the TV screen don't make it factual, actual…She's blonde and she's bisexual!” - Michael Jackson 🎤🕶️🎼 #MJTheMusical
Bring back Captain EO 💙💛❤️
March 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Bring back Captain EO 💙💛❤️
So I’m “poor” and can’t afford the cardigans… but I do love a good bargain and I’m not opposed to shopping “copycats”. That’s why I’m a Temu #Swiftie. And these are super cute and comfy btw 🖤🫶🏻🩷
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
So I’m “poor” and can’t afford the cardigans… but I do love a good bargain and I’m not opposed to shopping “copycats”. That’s why I’m a Temu #Swiftie. And these are super cute and comfy btw 🖤🫶🏻🩷
I will keep on hoping even if it’s gloomy for the next four years 🥺 #LoveWillDefeatEvil
January 23, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I will keep on hoping even if it’s gloomy for the next four years 🥺 #LoveWillDefeatEvil
Find your Happily Ever After 🏰✨🎆 #WaltDisneyWorld
January 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Find your Happily Ever After 🏰✨🎆 #WaltDisneyWorld
Celebrated the Lunar New Year today in Downtown Orlando. Looking forward to the Year of the Snake to start on January 29th 🐍🖤 #YearOfTheSnake
January 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Celebrated the Lunar New Year today in Downtown Orlando. Looking forward to the Year of the Snake to start on January 29th 🐍🖤 #YearOfTheSnake
My happy place is anywhere animals are involved 🥰 #BrevardZoo
January 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My happy place is anywhere animals are involved 🥰 #BrevardZoo
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Holidays loves ❤️🥰 I hope it’s a joyous one 🎄💚
December 25, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, or Happy Holidays loves ❤️🥰 I hope it’s a joyous one 🎄💚
How about some #holiday fun in downtown #WinterGarden in this rare chilly weather? 🥰🎄❤️
December 22, 2024 at 3:11 AM
How about some #holiday fun in downtown #WinterGarden in this rare chilly weather? 🥰🎄❤️
30+ years later and I still remember this song. A good childhood song to listen to when it’s pouring outside 🤭🩷 #DisneySongs
December 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
30+ years later and I still remember this song. A good childhood song to listen to when it’s pouring outside 🤭🩷 #DisneySongs
Joining in on the fun of putting my favorites together 🥰🩷 #MyMastermind @swiftalert13.swifties.social
December 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Joining in on the fun of putting my favorites together 🥰🩷 #MyMastermind @swiftalert13.swifties.social
I got: Hermione + Eowyn
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December 16, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I got: Hermione + Eowyn
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You have my attention.
December 15, 2024 at 2:24 PM
You have my attention.
Chad is a swiftie 😈🤭 #HHN #HappyBirthdayTaylor
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Chad is a swiftie 😈🤭 #HHN #HappyBirthdayTaylor
I’ve decided to clown so hard 🤡 the hell with it 🩷 Here’s to the final Mastermind 😭 #VancouverTSTheErasTour
December 8, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I’ve decided to clown so hard 🤡 the hell with it 🩷 Here’s to the final Mastermind 😭 #VancouverTSTheErasTour
Well I messed up on the Fearless dress. Idk how late I’ll stay up, because I have to be up early. But we shall see. But I started off strong I feel like? 🫶🏻
December 7, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Well I messed up on the Fearless dress. Idk how late I’ll stay up, because I have to be up early. But we shall see. But I started off strong I feel like? 🫶🏻
Alrighty. I was feeling pinky last week. This week, I’m feeling bluey 💙🩵 Bring it on, Vancouver! #TSTheErasTourVancouver
December 6, 2024 at 3:34 PM
Alrighty. I was feeling pinky last week. This week, I’m feeling bluey 💙🩵 Bring it on, Vancouver! #TSTheErasTourVancouver
#SpotifyWrapped was not a shocker for 2024:
1. Taylor Swift. 2. Michael Jackson.
And the top song streamed for the year? tolerate it! Also not a shocker 🫣😂
1. Taylor Swift. 2. Michael Jackson.
And the top song streamed for the year? tolerate it! Also not a shocker 🫣😂
December 4, 2024 at 1:48 PM
#SpotifyWrapped was not a shocker for 2024:
1. Taylor Swift. 2. Michael Jackson.
And the top song streamed for the year? tolerate it! Also not a shocker 🫣😂
1. Taylor Swift. 2. Michael Jackson.
And the top song streamed for the year? tolerate it! Also not a shocker 🫣😂
If you see this post a beach pic from your gallery 🫶🏻
Stealing the idea of most recent vs favorite also 🥰
Stealing the idea of most recent vs favorite also 🥰
November 26, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If you see this post a beach pic from your gallery 🫶🏻
Stealing the idea of most recent vs favorite also 🥰
Stealing the idea of most recent vs favorite also 🥰
When you just fangirl over Earl the Squirrel he deserves his own post 🥰🫶🏻🎄 #UniversalOrlando
November 25, 2024 at 2:09 AM
When you just fangirl over Earl the Squirrel he deserves his own post 🥰🫶🏻🎄 #UniversalOrlando
And we saw Earl. He’s the bestest. 🥰
November 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
And we saw Earl. He’s the bestest. 🥰
This story is just G O L D 🎄🥰💚 also I’m here for Earl adding his touch to other holidays 😈 #EarlTheSquirrel #UniversalOrlando
November 23, 2024 at 9:33 PM
This story is just G O L D 🎄🥰💚 also I’m here for Earl adding his touch to other holidays 😈 #EarlTheSquirrel #UniversalOrlando
All aboard the PINK era train 🚂🩷🫶🏻 #TorontoTSTheErasTour 🤡😂
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 PM
All aboard the PINK era train 🚂🩷🫶🏻 #TorontoTSTheErasTour 🤡😂