MacKenzie Hawkins
@machawkinsfyeah.bsky.social
Former General, kidnapped Pope Francesco I although no one believes me, Sam Devereaux's baby-sitter, screw pricky shit politicians, Burt Bacharach is the best.
Here we are, New Year, same time, same Bat channel.
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Here we are, New Year, same time, same Bat channel.
Who would ever want to watch a game about squids?
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Who would ever want to watch a game about squids?
Why the fuck did people send me nothing but oranges over Christmas?
December 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Why the fuck did people send me nothing but oranges over Christmas?
Well, Christmas is over, back to everyone treating everyone else like shit.
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well, Christmas is over, back to everyone treating everyone else like shit.
Good to know my usual chicken place, the Cluck N Cleaver is open at this time of night!
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Good to know my usual chicken place, the Cluck N Cleaver is open at this time of night!
If I see another Nora Roberts book by the side of the road so help me....
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 AM
If I see another Nora Roberts book by the side of the road so help me....
Whoever made Limburger cheese should be shot!
November 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Whoever made Limburger cheese should be shot!
Well, I'm sure those bumps all over my neighbour's dog are completely natural...
August 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Well, I'm sure those bumps all over my neighbour's dog are completely natural...
When life gives you turnips, make Şalgam.
August 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
When life gives you turnips, make Şalgam.
Ah, my good friend Sammy is finally here as well.
April 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ah, my good friend Sammy is finally here as well.
Pancakes are the most pointless food ever made.
April 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pancakes are the most pointless food ever made.
Well, here I am fresh from dead bird hell!
April 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Well, here I am fresh from dead bird hell!