Slaying at my new job if I do say so myself, and I do.

Quote of the day: "Gasoline won't help your bee sting and you might catch on fire." - Sydnee McElroy

I would like to eat a cupcake daily. Can someone please arrange that for me? 

Henceforth, anytime someone asks me to do something, I will be saying yes but also telling them that I do not abide by the rules of contract law.

I truly can't figure out what rush-hour times are in Boston after 20 years so if you have any idea, please let me know.

So there's another tweetergramblr I'm supposed to update now? This continues to be extremely enabling when it comes to siloing parts of my life and personality.

"you cant compare a movie like barbie to a movie like oppenheimer" wrong. fuck you. i can compare anything to anything. chocolate chip cookies are better than asteroids. R.E.M. is better than most kinds of cactus. it's easy for me