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Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up Bilbies, Quokkas Just Australians Pulling Your Leg
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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the novelization is pretty great too
"I've gone the wrong shagging way," Austin thought to himself, groovily. Austin stopped the cart and attempted to turn around. However, Dr. Evil's dastardly corridor walls were too close together to make a U-turn. Austin had to think fast. He turned a little one way, then reversed a little, then turned, then reversed, on and on for minutes until the cart he was driving was perfectly wedged perpendicularly between the unsexy walls. "Yeah, baby!" said nobody, since this was not good.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM