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Robert Cadena
@machine501.com
I draw. Sometimes I make bread.

www.machine501.com

What’s with the name? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesús_García
Today’s sketch
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Humanoid robots with floaty eyeballs tend to be the kind I like drawing. This one is maybe 25 years old. Drawn by hand and digitally inked in photoshop with a mouse because I couldn’t afford a tablet. Artist Brian Bolland had published a brief tutorial on his style and I emulated it
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This year I bought a membership to @trueref.bsky.social because it’s hard to take reference pictures of myself with the full pose while holding the camera. It also feels silly doing the pinup pose, lol. Apologies to all orc warrior women.
January 4, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Looking through my sketchbook - a robot with a face mask? Hardware for using eyebrows to express feelings.
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I found an old rolled up canvas I has started a sketch on and have decided to reuse it for a different painting.
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
New year, new pfp
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Goodbye 2025 Bob Ross calendar - you were super useful. Now I need to get the 2026 edition.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I’ve also found a 3 foot tall cement Buddha head in another alley and now it lives in my backyard. My kids sometimes discourage me from going through alleys now
December 28, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Malibu Beach State Park

#photography
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Furniture maker - I’ve been practicing
December 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I did a sketch based on this drawing but I made an orc lady instead of an elf lady because yeah. I’ll be drawing a couple of crushed dudes, I mean knights, at her feet and replacing the axe with a club.

#fantasyart #illustration #orc
December 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Show me what you can do with just a pen!
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Fresh-baked monster cookies
#illustration #kidlitart #fantasyart
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Caught a lightning bug

#illustration #kidlitart #fantasyart
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Happy holidays
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Here’s the video of the Waymo obviously crossing during a red light, while a walking man is on, in busy intersection full of middle schoolers being middle schoolers (goofy and careless)
December 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Lol “sticklers to the law”

This was today, at a busy intersection, right after school let out, with dozens of middle schoolers dashing across the crosswalk.

The day before a waymo would not move out of the way of an ambulance blaring and wailing behind it. Please.
December 19, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There are so many pickled brain people. And the locals who also claim this place is "unsafe!" (i.e. I don't like seeing unhoused people) love to encourage the narrative
December 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lol, I'm not a hardcore gamer but this little announcement really hit me with the "let's all go to the movies" little guys marching and ... is that #godotengine I see there?!
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Here’s the book. I still have the one I got when I was 4 or 5
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Evening not going as expected
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
A nice little chiptune to go with your graphics. Clicking on it makes it say something bit-chunky but I can't tell. Definitely would have made some awesome games with this art.
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Amazing! I found the barbarian woman and she's as hard core as she looks lol! Plus a good little renfair tune for the start screen (posted in next message I guess cause I can't post pictures and videos at the same time)
November 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM