Macintyre L. Uderbaugh
@macintyreuderbaugh.bsky.social
Hapless man spiraling through life.
I’m not saying it took me 5 hours to make a Mac & Cheese because I accidentally drank a bottle of Prosecco, but it may have taken me 5 hours to make a Mac & Cheese because I accidentally drank a bottle of Prosecco.
two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses
ALT: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses
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November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m not saying it took me 5 hours to make a Mac & Cheese because I accidentally drank a bottle of Prosecco, but it may have taken me 5 hours to make a Mac & Cheese because I accidentally drank a bottle of Prosecco.
You kids today have it so easy. Back in my day (the 20th century) you had to go to a sex shop to get this stuff, not the damn CVS on the corner.
May 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
You kids today have it so easy. Back in my day (the 20th century) you had to go to a sex shop to get this stuff, not the damn CVS on the corner.
You can’t prove I’m taking this just so I can start drinking.
May 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You can’t prove I’m taking this just so I can start drinking.
When the inevitable war with New Jersey begins, the guns of NYC are ready! #nyc #newjersey #newyorkcity
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
When the inevitable war with New Jersey begins, the guns of NYC are ready! #nyc #newjersey #newyorkcity
The only constant in NYC is change, but it’s still sad to see a place go, especially when you have good memories there. RIP, SoHo Park & Beer Garden.
April 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
The only constant in NYC is change, but it’s still sad to see a place go, especially when you have good memories there. RIP, SoHo Park & Beer Garden.
Once again winter decides to be that asshole on its way out.
a woman wearing sunglasses is looking out of a car window .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses is looking out of a car window .
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April 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Once again winter decides to be that asshole on its way out.
One of the joys of living in NYC is that on some days no matter which direction you are going, the wind will always be against you. “Start spreadin’ the news…”
a black and white photo of a man crawling in the mud
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April 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
One of the joys of living in NYC is that on some days no matter which direction you are going, the wind will always be against you. “Start spreadin’ the news…”
Okay, only two are things I bought myself and am pretty sure of what they are. One was literally in NYC two weeks ago when USPS decided to send it to Ohio for some reason. WTF!?!
March 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Okay, only two are things I bought myself and am pretty sure of what they are. One was literally in NYC two weeks ago when USPS decided to send it to Ohio for some reason. WTF!?!
If you need some perspective about your life, know that I somehow hurt my own ankle just drying it off after a shower.
a man with a cast on his leg is reading a book while laying in a hospital bed .
ALT: a man with a cast on his leg is reading a book while laying in a hospital bed .
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March 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
If you need some perspective about your life, know that I somehow hurt my own ankle just drying it off after a shower.
I did too mean to make this much chicken & broccoli at 2:00!
February 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I did too mean to make this much chicken & broccoli at 2:00!
This sadly spoke to me: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2kNetFN/
i have to return some video tapes.
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February 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This sadly spoke to me: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2kNetFN/
The painful clarity of realizing how you got that weird injury when you re-injury it (in my case it was carry my bike and groceries up a flight of stairs at the same time).
He Was Injured Kid GIF
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February 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The painful clarity of realizing how you got that weird injury when you re-injury it (in my case it was carry my bike and groceries up a flight of stairs at the same time).
Empanada Mama done got fancy with their bags! #empanadas #empanadamama
February 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Empanada Mama done got fancy with their bags! #empanadas #empanadamama
When you upgrade from a decade old computer to state-of-the-art six-year-old computer. Now we sell the decade old computer to help pay for the six-year-old computer. Sigh. And yes, I’m still trapped in my abusive relationship with Apple. Sigh.
February 1, 2025 at 2:31 AM
When you upgrade from a decade old computer to state-of-the-art six-year-old computer. Now we sell the decade old computer to help pay for the six-year-old computer. Sigh. And yes, I’m still trapped in my abusive relationship with Apple. Sigh.
Am I the only person not understanding why SNL is letting Timothy Chalamet campaign for his Oscar? #snl #bobdylan #timothychalamet
January 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Am I the only person not understanding why SNL is letting Timothy Chalamet campaign for his Oscar? #snl #bobdylan #timothychalamet
The below freezing temperatures have led to some drier than average skin so I found a solution in the manliest way possible. #rawsugar #moisturizing
January 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The below freezing temperatures have led to some drier than average skin so I found a solution in the manliest way possible. #rawsugar #moisturizing
The thing about doing a massive change in your life means that down the road there’s a cost. Of course I’m about all the new underwear I bought at once all now dying at the same time and needing to be replaced
a cartoon of lincoln loud laying in a pile of clothes with the words selina baby some help here
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January 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The thing about doing a massive change in your life means that down the road there’s a cost. Of course I’m about all the new underwear I bought at once all now dying at the same time and needing to be replaced
That thing when you look over your receipt and realize you spent more on candy than on the 5 lbs of chicken breast you bought.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
That thing when you look over your receipt and realize you spent more on candy than on the 5 lbs of chicken breast you bought.
My friend posted this photo and I read the first 2 words as one and thought unrealistic beauty standards had finally caught up to men. What would “professional foreskin” look like anyway?
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My friend posted this photo and I read the first 2 words as one and thought unrealistic beauty standards had finally caught up to men. What would “professional foreskin” look like anyway?
My parents gave me this army duffel bag for my clothes when I left for NYU at 17. I’ve been using it as a dirty clothes hamper ever since. Last week it finally died. Rest easy, soldier.
January 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
My parents gave me this army duffel bag for my clothes when I left for NYU at 17. I’ve been using it as a dirty clothes hamper ever since. Last week it finally died. Rest easy, soldier.
Don’t judge me, monkey! We all have our ways of getting through stressful times! #cheeseballs #utz
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Don’t judge me, monkey! We all have our ways of getting through stressful times! #cheeseballs #utz