MackJ! 👻
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I hope it was a clown and it all came out attached to his dinner jacket pocket square.
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What’s the downside?
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Y’all Bondi just said that a Judge refuses to use a trans person’s “biological name.” What the fuck.
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I just heard this fucking lady refer to a trans person’s “biological name.” JFC.
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Here’s every single Republican on the senate oversight committee: “I find it ironic that my colleagues are concerned about corruption now when [some obscure Obama era conspiracy theory].”
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Gil Ozeri absolutely destroys me on CBB. I end up just a little pile of giggling mush whenever he’s on.
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If you listen to senate hearings as much as I do (yes I know I do not have to do this) you really come to hate Chuck Grassley. He is an old man just venting about every minor quibble in his career and since he’s chair nobody can tell him to shut the fuck up.
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We’re friends (almost, sort of)
A tuxedo cat eats snacks on a sidewalk.
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In the 90’s Nick at Nite made a parody of this song for I Dream of Jeannie which they would play, in full, between shows that ran too short. youtu.be/QnyjsAcggfg?...
"Jeannie's Diner" by Mark Jonathan Davis (1990) - Nick At Nite TV Promo from 1995
YouTube video by Mark Jonathan Davis
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He’s put in the hours and it shows
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This is just the truth
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yes you’re welcome
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Say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
OH GOD A ROCK WITH ZIPPER TEETH OH FUCK ITS ANOTHER ROCK WITH ZIPPER TEETH OH SHIT OH FUCK MAN
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Like if you orient the player towards thinking of each individual limb as extending out from the middle instead of building on the top I think it’s clearer. I don’t know how the game is played beyond that but that makes the most sense as an outsider.
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ABC, D, E, or FG

But it’s a little confusing as text. Maybe it would be more intuitive to say something like “On your turn select one limb from torso, you can play as many cards as you want on any path on that limb, but you cannot switch limbs until your next turn.”
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“You can’t uninvent AI” okay but we also can’t uninvent mirrors that you strap on your shoe to look up skirts but I still get to think everyone who uses one is a fucking creep.
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That’s one way to make sure you leave your phone at home.
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Great thread but also it’s always when I post a long thread that I make a really annoying typo that haunts me in the first post.
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I guess I owe Hideo Kojima an apology, Metal Gear Solid was a lot more accurate than I thought.
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I can’t believe he’s filming a campaign ad during an election.
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We use an app for shopping lists and I just want to make sure Gennie picks up the essentials.
Grains, Pasta & Sides
Extra Wide Egg Noodles (2)

• Meat
Ground Beef
3lb pack
• Pet Supplies
Cat Food (Food made of cats not food for cats)

ó Produce
Onions
Yellow or white
Cherry or Grape Tomatoes
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Imagine being in a hospital for anything at all and being concerned with strangers’ health insurance coverage.
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“Tender love-making”