Over time all purses eventually evolve to resemble crabs.

Clearly working class people aren't doing enough palm greasing to earn the attention of politicians

Since when is Zuckerberg leftist?

Scientific theories are different from some dude saying "I have a theory about x"

You share less of your DNA with rats, because we're less closely related to them. The further back our common ancestors, the less DNA we share. Rats are still mammals so we share more than we do with say lizards.

It would take 2 seconds to Google evidence for human evolution. For one, we can compare DNA to our closest living relatives and see how similar it is. And we did not evolve from apes, we ARE apes.

Theories are well established and supported. They're as close to fact as possible. Evolution is true.

Yes, multiple "missing links." H. Habilis, H. erectus, and H. Rhodesiensis.

But that doesn't really matter, because you'll always ask for more. Nothing will ever prove to you what is undeniable fact. Humans evolved. We are apes, we will always be apes.

They look like they're going to enjoy your break :D

I thought that was Telephone Tuesdays

Cars of Mirrodin, my custom vehicle phyrexian card.

This is truly cursed.

They had the gall to depict Aragorn as black. As far as I recall, his skin in the books is always described as dark.

A reddit comment about Eggs and someone linked the old Friday Nights video with Alex cracking an egg.

I don't think it's close enough without stirrings or scrying. I don't think it's a good idea to put the Tron lands in, to be clear. I think it would be far too swingy.

Does standard have the tools to effectively find tron?